It starts, of course, at the Khazan Bar! Kratos is wearing the Nemean Cestus and is drunk off his face, so he won't be holding anything back. Kong is also drunk. So is Godzilla. What he got drunk on, nobody knows.

The challenge is simple: which of the inebriated Titans can take more hits to the nether regions from a drunk Kratos, wearing the Nemean Cestus? First one to collapse loses.

GO!