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08-22-2021, 01:42 PM #1BANNED
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Share some of the franchise's best quips
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08-22-2021, 01:50 PM #2Astonishing Member
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God, I miss Spidey’s taunts about Kingpin’s weight. We’ll never see that again in comics due to everyone being over sensitive these days…
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08-22-2021, 02:08 PM #3BANNED
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Does a thought bubble count? Then this one
-- In Raimi's Spider-Man 1, when Peter tells Jameson, "Quiet, the grownups are talking" while bantering with Goblin.
-- Practically anything Jameson says in the Spider-Man PS4 games.
-- Also in the PS4, Tombstone's comeback to Spider-Man when the latter asks him to start a soup kitchen, he says, "I will just as soon as it pays better".
-- From Superior Foes of Spider-Man, "Is it a sex thing? Why would it be a sex thing?"
-- From JMS's run on Spider-Man, when a security guard (actually Cap in disguise) asks Doom how come he speaks in all capitals.
-- From Nick Spencer's run, "It was Firelord, and it was awesome!"
A lot of the comedy in Spider-Man is more situational than dialogue-based though.
The funny thing is that Bendis who wrote that is, or rather used to be, on the wider side of life and he had Kong as a plus-size self-insert into that comic, having him serve as the Ultimate Flash in terms of bully-turned-pal.
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08-22-2021, 02:08 PM #4Mighty Member
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This one gets me every time.
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08-22-2021, 02:25 PM #5Formerly Assassin Spider
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And right past the radar, no less. Originally Posted by Webhead
This one gets me every time.
Tombstone in his self-titled episode of Spider-Man TAS: "Get down here and fight me like a man!"
Spider-Man in the same episode: "I don't suppose I could convince you to get up here and fight me like a spider?"The spider is always on the hunt.
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08-22-2021, 03:43 PM #6Moderator
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08-22-2021, 05:19 PM #7Ultimate Life Form
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From the PS4 game:
“More of them?! Guys if you worked this hard at a real job you probably wouldn’t have to be criminals!”T'Challa
A.K.A. The Black Panther
King of Wakanda
King of the Dead and The Champion of Bast
Two-Time Time Magazine "Person Of The Year"
Six-Time People Magazine "Sexiest Man Alive"
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08-22-2021, 05:56 PM #8Extraordinary Member
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oh the irony Originally Posted by BlackClaw
"He's pure power and doesn't even know it. He's the best of us."-Matt Murdock
"I need a reason to take the mask off."-Peter Parker
"My heart half-breaks at how easy it is to lie to him. It breaks all the way when he believes me without question." Felicia Hardy
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08-22-2021, 06:48 PM #9Extraordinary Member
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The punisher girlfriend quip.
The DD quip that made him cry(it's stupid but fun)
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08-22-2021, 07:30 PM #10Mighty Member
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A very early one, re-reading ASM #22:
"Parker! And where were you when I was practically at death's door??"
"Aw, I knew you'd be okay, J.J.! After all, you were only hit in the head!"
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08-22-2021, 08:45 PM #11Astonishing Member
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08-22-2021, 09:30 PM #12Moderator
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08-23-2021, 12:21 AM #13The Spirits of Vengeance
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Originally Posted by Revolutionary_Jack
OMG! Classic! A definite all-time fave (IMHO):
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08-23-2021, 01:30 AM #14Fantastic Member
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I can't remember the name of the episode, but it was Venom's last appearance in Spectacular. The most chill conversation between Spider-Man and Venom in a cartoon.
"What were those (web balls) suppose to do?"
"They were supposed to hurt."
"Right idea, wrong caliber."
From Spider-Man Friend or Foe:
"Hi, I'm your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. But I'm not feeling so friendly right this second." James Arnold Taylor nailed that line.
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08-23-2021, 04:04 PM #15Formerly Assassin Spider
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Season 2, Episode 7. Not sure of the name, either, unfortunately, but that was a damned good exchange. Originally Posted by Pattern_Maker
The spider is always on the hunt.
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