I've been meaning to do something like this for a long while now, and I had a little bit of downtime to put this together. I actually want to poke fun at the stuff that couldn't wrap up well enough unfortunately, but figured to just start simple. Hope people find it funny, and it's all meant in good fun.
We find out that Kindred's super villain career was off to a rocky start even with all the omens and nightmares: