(Thanks to Jcogginsa "how strong is the World" and my weird mind)
Our Solar System is beefing with itself. Sun is dad so he's out getting some groceries and the planets have serious beef with one another. Looking not only at size but also, speed, resources, orbit, etc. Who would actually come out on top? Who's the underdog? Who's the weakest link?
Here's out contestants:
Mercury - smallest planet, closest to Sun, 2nd densest planet, fastest orbit (1yr=88days), slow rotation (1day=59 Earth days), no moons, looks like moon
Venus - 6th largest, hottest planet (900F/465C), rotates in opposite dir, orbit (1yr=225days), slowest rot (1day=243 E Days), no moons, acid rain, gases
Earth - 5th largest, 71% water, 1 moon, orbit (1yr=365 days), rotation (24Hrs=1 Eday), habitable planet with weird bugs all over it (humans)
Mars - 2nd smallest planet, orbits (1yr=669days), rotation (1 day=24.6 hrs), tallest valcano/mtn in solar systm, 2 moons,
Jupiter - largest planet, oldest planet, orbits (1yr=12 E years), fastest rotation (1day=10 E Hrs), no solid surface (just gas and liquids), 79 moons!, 3 faint rings, huge gravity well
Saturn - 2nd largest planet, most rings (), lowest density (lighter than water), no solid surface, most moons (82!), rotates (1day=10.6hrs), orbit (1yr=29.5 E years)
Uranus - 3rd largest planet, spins at 90 degree angle and in opposite direction, rotation (1day=17 hrs), orbits (1yr=84 Eyrs), coldest planet (-224C), 1of2 ice giants, 13 thin rings, 27 moons
Neptune - 4th largest planet, furthest away, unseen by naked eye, blue methane, orbits (1yr=165 yrs), rotation (1day=16hrs), 6 rings, 14 moons, 1of2 ice giants