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    The Recipe for Disaster Blackid's Avatar
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    Default Planet Phight (Fight)

    (Thanks to Jcogginsa "how strong is the World" and my weird mind)

    Our Solar System is beefing with itself. Sun is dad so he's out getting some groceries and the planets have serious beef with one another. Looking not only at size but also, speed, resources, orbit, etc. Who would actually come out on top? Who's the underdog? Who's the weakest link?

    Here's out contestants:

    Mercury - smallest planet, closest to Sun, 2nd densest planet, fastest orbit (1yr=88days), slow rotation (1day=59 Earth days), no moons, looks like moon

    Venus - 6th largest, hottest planet (900F/465C), rotates in opposite dir, orbit (1yr=225days), slowest rot (1day=243 E Days), no moons, acid rain, gases

    Earth - 5th largest, 71% water, 1 moon, orbit (1yr=365 days), rotation (24Hrs=1 Eday), habitable planet with weird bugs all over it (humans)

    Mars - 2nd smallest planet, orbits (1yr=669days), rotation (1 day=24.6 hrs), tallest valcano/mtn in solar systm, 2 moons,

    Jupiter - largest planet, oldest planet, orbits (1yr=12 E years), fastest rotation (1day=10 E Hrs), no solid surface (just gas and liquids), 79 moons!, 3 faint rings, huge gravity well

    Saturn - 2nd largest planet, most rings (), lowest density (lighter than water), no solid surface, most moons (82!), rotates (1day=10.6hrs), orbit (1yr=29.5 E years)

    Uranus - 3rd largest planet, spins at 90 degree angle and in opposite direction, rotation (1day=17 hrs), orbits (1yr=84 Eyrs), coldest planet (-224C), 1of2 ice giants, 13 thin rings, 27 moons

    Neptune - 4th largest planet, furthest away, unseen by naked eye, blue methane, orbits (1yr=165 yrs), rotation (1day=16hrs), 6 rings, 14 moons, 1of2 ice giants
    The Recipe for Disaster asks for Blasphemy, but as for me, ask for me, I give it gravity.

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    Jupiter basically eats everything that comes near it. Worst case is that Saturn gives it heartburn, it barely notices anything else.
    Why are we here?

    "Superboy Prime (the yelling guy if he needs clarification)..." - Postmania
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    Yeah, Jupiter way too big.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nik Hasta View Post
    Yeah, Jupiter way too big.
    [Jupiter] Speedblitz is meaningless here, children.

    [Earth] I have humans!

    [Jupiter] *struggles to suppress laughter*

    Edit: more seriously, Saturn is easily big enough that if Jupiter eats Saturn, we're not really dealing with 'Jupiter' any more. It becomes something of a hybrid.
    Last edited by Sharpandpointies; 10-27-2021 at 11:12 AM.
    Why are we here?

    "Superboy Prime (the yelling guy if he needs clarification)..." - Postmania
    "...dropping an orca whale made of fire on your enemies is a pretty strong opening move." - Nik
    "Why throw punches when you can be making everyone around you sterile mutant corpses?" - Pendaran, regarding Dr. Fate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharpandpointies View Post
    Jupiter basically eats everything that comes near it. Worst case is that Saturn gives it heartburn, it barely notices anything else.
    If Jupiter ate Neptune or Uranus, would that give him an ice cream headache?

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    JUST DO IT?!?! Postmania's Avatar
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    Jupiter Gorilla will judge.
    “The master has failed more times than the beginner has even tried.”
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    Mercury is everyone's best bud, so he plays alliances until dad comes home and he can tattle.
    The MunchKING is Back! And he is AWSOME!

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    The Weeping Mod Sharpandpointies's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharkerbob View Post
    If Jupiter ate Neptune or Uranus, would that give him an ice cream headache?
    Probably, but that's all. ^_^

    Quote Originally Posted by Postmania View Post
    Jupiter Gorilla will judge.
    BIAS! ^_^
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    "...dropping an orca whale made of fire on your enemies is a pretty strong opening move." - Nik
    "Why throw punches when you can be making everyone around you sterile mutant corpses?" - Pendaran, regarding Dr. Fate

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    Can Saturn use its rings like Xena's primary weapon? I'm sure Saturn has seen all the episodes of Xena Princess Warrior, so throwing the rings should be a snap.
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    The Recipe for Disaster Blackid's Avatar
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    Venus and Saturn would give all other planets a run for their money with sound powers...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQL53eQ0cNA

    NO lie, check this out and get freaked. lol

    PS - i hoped that the limit of actual surface would help another planet but i guess the gravity well is just too powerful.

    Who's a surprise/underdog?

    Who's just the weakest link?

    Also, since they are ice twins, let's let Uranus and Neptune be like the Wonder Twins as a sign of solidarity.. lol
    Last edited by Blackid; 10-28-2021 at 07:04 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hulahulk View Post
    Can Saturn use its rings like Xena's primary weapon? I'm sure Saturn has seen all the episodes of Xena Princess Warrior, so throwing the rings should be a snap.
    Shoot, Saturn is the ultimate weapons master, Got rings and got moons out the wazoo!
    The Recipe for Disaster asks for Blasphemy, but as for me, ask for me, I give it gravity.

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