Do gods create daylight, so that they can sexually harass humans?

**trokanmariel33** · 10-21-2021, 07:26 PM

Assuming that there are gods, is it in any way feasible, that the infinity of same daylight is a mechanism for those gods to sexually abuse human beings?

**Kirby101** · 10-21-2021, 07:45 PM

No. And if there were gods, and there are not, they wouldn't need daylight to know or do things. So your question is pointless

And this is very Bronze Age concept. I prefer to a more modern, scientific view.

I really hope all there threads you post are some sort of performance art.

**shooshoomanjoe** · 10-21-2021, 08:18 PM

Would Thomas Edison be considered a god for creating light?

**trokanmariel33** · 10-21-2021, 08:21 PM

Originally Posted by shooshoomanjoe

Would Thomas Edison be considered a god for creating light?

Possibly, yes - but he was still a creator of artificial light

**Kirby101** · 10-21-2021, 08:25 PM

Thomas Edison did not invent the light bulb.

**worstblogever** · 10-21-2021, 08:35 PM

Originally Posted by trokanmariel33

Assuming that there are gods, is it in any way feasible, that the infinity of same daylight is a mechanism for those gods to sexually abuse human beings?

Is this a weird way of telling the forum you got a sunburn on your junk, or...?

**trokanmariel33** · 10-22-2021, 01:18 AM

Originally Posted by worstblogever

Is this a weird way of telling the forum you got a sunburn on your junk, or...?

I have the position, that the absence of government by gods, or adults who have magic powers, amounts to the rape of the universe

**Kirby101** · 10-22-2021, 05:37 AM

Originally Posted by trokanmariel33

I have the position, that the absence of government by gods, or adults who have magic powers, amounts to the rape of the universe

I am trying to parse that sentence and each clause separated by a comma has no connection to the others.

I congratulate you on stringing together four none sequiturs.

**achilles** · 10-22-2021, 05:45 AM

Originally Posted by Kirby101

No. And if there were gods, and there are not, they wouldn't need daylight to know or do things. So your question is pointless

And this is very Bronze Age concept. I prefer to a more modern, scientific view.

I really hope all there threads you post are some sort of performance art.

I just sort of assumed they were. Can't figure out the point, though.

**babyblob** · 10-22-2021, 06:58 AM

The real question is did the Scream Saga become so popular in Afghanistan that it became a self aware Internet program that ascended to god hood and uses its control of street lamps to create light so it can sexually harass humans? This is the fear that keeps me up at night!

**emac1790** · 10-22-2021, 09:53 AM

So, this is what this message board has devolved to?

The OP makes no sense at all.

**worstblogever** · 10-22-2021, 09:56 AM

Originally Posted by trokanmariel33

I have the position, that the absence of government by gods, or adults who have magic powers, amounts to the rape of the universe

I'd uh... check your math, so to speak. Among other things.

**Scott Taylor** · 10-22-2021, 10:11 AM

Light occurs because of the existence of a light source. That is all.

**worstblogever** · 10-22-2021, 10:19 AM

Originally Posted by Scott Taylor

Light occurs because of the existence of a light source. That is all.

So we're sure that we don't need to call the SVU unit if someone has a flashlight?

**emac1790** · 10-22-2021, 11:13 AM

Originally Posted by worstblogever

So we're sure that we don't need to call the SVU unit if someone has a flashlight?

Everybody's got a little light under the sun!
under the sun! under the sun! under the sun! under the sun! under the sun! under the sun!

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