Wild thought of the day. I was contemplating all the sturm und drang of the Bendis reboot of the Legion, and all of the Legion reboots and deboots that have come before, and I got to wondering - why hasn't DC ever just done a full-on time jump to the next generation of Legionnaires?

The benefits seem obvious:
1. You can keep the continuity of the original, now much older, Legionnaires intact (perhaps shuttling most of them off to a neighboring galaxy for some reason).
2. You can introduce newer, interesting characters to your heart's content.
3. You can have goofy and wonderful teenage Legion kids!

Okay, mostly this was an excuse to come up with Legion kids, including:
Wildstar - the daughter of Wildfire and Dawnstar (obvious)
Ghostdragon - the son of Ultra Boy and Phantom Girl
Sparkler - the daughter of Lightning Las and Vi
Validus - Canonical son of Lightning Lad and Saturn Girl
Nightpole - Daughter of Cosmic Boy and Night Girl
Shadowvalor - Son of Mon-El and Shadow Lass
Multiball - Daughter of Bouncing Boy and Duo Damsel

Some of those names suck, and need to be improved. And I still don't know what the kids of, say, Star Boy and Dream Girl should be called. Thoughts?