Its time to admit it. CBR is dying. Its drifting into the abyss. The black hole has opended and the once light of CBR is being sucked dry !
There is little hope to save it. Lots of standard , by the numbers articles. Like discussing how many sandwiches Wimpy could possibly eat. Not realizing Wimpy is clearly obese and needs to lose weight pronto.
So as were watching the dying embers of CBR fade. We have to ask ourselves , what can save this proud site online. Who can ride in and be ...THE HERO in our time of need ?
Its clear its me. Yes...me , your favorite insane Guns n Roses fan. I shall write great columns and do something long since missing.
When people open up CBR articles they are bored now. Its clear they need me to Up the insanity and go for the gusto !
Take no prisoners. I'm not out to kiss ass. If people complain about my work discussing the greatness of Guns n Roses...f---k em.
If they complain about my non stop wrestling columns...f---k em. Just sit back and enjoy as I pen the 8th column discussing Kenny MY GAWD Omega !
As you all bear witness to the greatest words written ever in mankind each week , my compensation will be reasonable. Yes my compensation for this greatness is as follows....
- I shall want a JAG. Yes a great jaguar. And not a company car , these magic fingers deserve the best ride !
- The corner office. Yes the office with great window.
- Trip to Walt Disney World. To create this magic you see every chance ; I need to take in Magic Kingdom. To meet Mickey and the gang.
I'm sure some of you are like , you have to put a resume in. But thats not what winners do. We winners take what we want...darn it.
So lets get ready CBR. I'm here to take you to a whole other insane level !