Originally Posted by
Len Ikari145
Ichigo: Okay, we played along with this farce. So, can you hurry up, annul us and get me remarried to my midget before she flash-freezes me?(jerks a thumb behind his back, where Rukia is seen aiming her bankai at him) Or that emo Espada blasts my head off?(points an index finger to the left of him, where Ulquiorra is charging a Cero less than an inch from his temple)
Ichigo: And y'know, stop THAT. (gestures over to the cosmic storm tearing the fabric of space and time apart, with Konoka at the epicenter)
Kuma: Yeah yeah, I'll get right on it. I earned myself a hefty sum today, and I'd like to spend it while the multiverse is still intact.
Sora: The quicker, the better. I do not want my friends accusing me of being a siscon for dating my stepsister.
Kairi: Here, here.
Ulquiorra: And there is no way in the depths of Hueco Mundo that I will allow people to believe that my talented and perfect princess was conceived from the loins of that neanderthal trash, Kurosaki. Or allow her to be related to his equally pathetic son.
Sora: Hey!
Sasuke: Wait! What about me?
Kuma: Sorry, pal. But your cute little fiancee there offered me a killing for setting up the wedding reception you're going to have in June. Business and true love, you understand.
Nui: Besides, you didn't think something as impotent as the law would stop me from being with you, did you Sasuke-kun?
Sasuke: I can dream, can't I?