LO AND BEHOLD! A new religion has arrived in worship of His Divine Light: BEST JEANIST! And it all revolves around one rule: ANYBODY WHO WEARS JEANS MUST BE BEAUTIFUL AND PROPER! Whoever is shabby or isn't wearing their denim properly, will be assaulted and have their jeans stolen!
YES! It has arrived: The Jeanstealer Cult!
And these guys aren't just growing in number, they're everywhere! And they're violent as! Hell, they will even slaughter Secret Service agents, then assassinate a President and steal his jeans in public!
Can OUR world fight back against a Jeanstealer Cult?