LO AND BEHOLD! A new religion has arrived in worship of His Divine Light: BEST JEANIST! And it all revolves around one rule: ANYBODY WHO WEARS JEANS MUST BE BEAUTIFUL AND PROPER! Whoever is shabby or isn't wearing their denim properly, will be assaulted and have their jeans stolen!
YES! It has arrived: The Jeanstealer Cult!
And these guys aren't just growing in number, they're everywhere! And they're violent as! Hell, they will even slaughter Secret Service agents, then assassinate a President and steal his jeans in public!
Can OUR world fight back against a Jeanstealer Cult?
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Thread: OUR Earth VS Jeanstealer Cult
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12-25-2021, 02:30 AM #1BANNED
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OUR Earth VS Jeanstealer Cult
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12-25-2021, 06:02 AM #2E-Liter3K Scoped Headshot
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They can't take on the King of Munch, even on their best day.
The MunchKING is Back! And he is AWSOME!
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12-25-2021, 08:14 PM #3Spectacularly Neurotic
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I shall use them to further the Enlightened State of Pantslessness, only to stab them in the back and steal all their pants in turn when they least expect it.
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