Ororo Munroe: Storm/Hadari Yao/Regent of Sol Appreciation 2022

[BlkGldBlu]

I know it's not going to happen but I would love if Ororo Windriders Family is Tease in Agath HoC Disney+ series seeing how she splits the deck with Wanda.

[jwatson]

Lol.

Wanda: Look, Dad. Out of allllllll the time we've spent viewing each other as family, there's barely one whole year where we actually both saw that as a GOOD thing that both of us wanted and where we both actually reciprocated the love and affection each of us has for the other. And no matter how much I may have fucked up at times, you're the parent here and you fucked up a LOT with me, so y'know what? I'm cashing in my chips. All the chips I have, and I have a LOT. You OWE me. This is me calling veto on you going gently into that good night when we only started actually getting along a whopping nine whole months ago. Sorry not sorry to pull the Reparations For My Shitty Childhood card, but I've got it and I'm gonna use it.

So here's the deal. You are not allowed to stay dead. I FORBID it. I did not literally just DIE Because Obnoxious Mystic Symbolism Rules while also putting a ton of effort into making a whole mutant afterlife just for the benefit of every single mutant EXCEPT for my own father. I'm not that selfless, sorry. I was kinda counting on getting at least some perks out of that endeavor, even if just in the form of not having to worry about my dad and sister getting ganked every time a new group of mutant-hating assholes decides its Genocide O'Clock again.

So nope to this "I'm ready and its my time" nonsense. You've been overruled. I reject your attempt to turn this into a Shakespearean tragedy. Join a community theater troop and work out your drama queen tendencies that way instead of reenacting some Renaissance pieta in Storm's arms. Who btw is way too young for you, PLEASE give dating in your actual age range a try, I'm begging you. We're already plenty dysfunctional enough without your insistence on dating women the same age as me. Its getting gross, Dad. Just saying. Now if you could kindly turn around and get your ass back through that door I made specifically so I and my brother and sister and kids don't HAVE to say goodbye before we're good and ready, that'd be great because we're not ready yet. I'll let you know when you can get back on your 'I'm ready to be dead now' bullshit, but you should probably bank on it being a couple decades before that happens. My kids deserve a grandpa and their father's side of the family only has an omnicidal robot to offer there, so you're it.

Oh and just FYI, we're having family dinner on Thursday and you had better be there or I will cross over that veil and drag you back here my damn self. Anyway, glad we could sort this out. Good talk. See you Thursday, I'm making latkes. Oh and Billy's bringing his husband and Luna's coming with Pietro, so please get any negativity about Inhumans or Kree all out of your system beforehand. I will be very cross if you start an intergalactic incident at my dinner table and I would really rather not get heated and accidentally say something we all end up regretting. You know our family's terrible about having massively disproportionate responses when we're mad. It just is what it is.

hahha this makes me feel like a good twist would be magneto doesn't have a choice. we find out because she created the eldrich orchid those genetically related to her when they die just choose a age and walk out. lol. could you imagine magneto face, and it fixes the paternity thing. lol

[LordAllMIghty]

Teaser image from today's X-Men Monday:

Sitting here thinking how powerful a child between Storm and Magneto could be. I'm assuming the child's power would be around Franklin and Crazy Wanda level.

There a 75% chance the child (male or female) will have white hair.

[JB]

Sitting here thinking how powerful a child between Storm and Magneto could be. I'm assuming the child's power would be around Franklin and Crazy Wanda level.

There a 75% chance the child (male or female) will have white hair.

Mega-Omega baby, oh my.

[OG Storm]

Sitting here thinking how powerful a child between Storm and Magneto could be. I'm assuming the child's power would be around Franklin and Crazy Wanda level.

There a 75% chance the child (male or female) will have white hair.

I love their bond but no. No more dating despots. Craig or a woman.

[Subliminally]

Lol.

Wanda: Look, Dad. Out of allllllll the time we've spent viewing each other as family, there's barely one whole year where we actually both saw that as a GOOD thing that both of us wanted and where we both actually reciprocated the love and affection each of us has for the other. And no matter how much I may have fucked up at times, you're the parent here and you fucked up a LOT with me, so y'know what? I'm cashing in my chips. All the chips I have, and I have a LOT. You OWE me. This is me calling veto on you going gently into that good night when we only started actually getting along a whopping nine whole months ago. Sorry not sorry to pull the Reparations For My Shitty Childhood card, but I've got it and I'm gonna use it.

So here's the deal. You are not allowed to stay dead. I FORBID it. I did not literally just DIE Because Obnoxious Mystic Symbolism Rules while also putting a ton of effort into making a whole mutant afterlife just for the benefit of every single mutant EXCEPT for my own father. I'm not that selfless, sorry. I was kinda counting on getting at least some perks out of that endeavor, even if just in the form of not having to worry about my dad and sister getting ganked every time a new group of mutant-hating assholes decides its Genocide O'Clock again.

So nope to this "I'm ready and its my time" nonsense. You've been overruled. I reject your attempt to turn this into a Shakespearean tragedy. Join a community theater troop and work out your drama queen tendencies that way instead of reenacting some Renaissance pieta in Storm's arms. Who btw is way too young for you, PLEASE give dating in your actual age range a try, I'm begging you. We're already plenty dysfunctional enough without your insistence on dating women the same age as me. Its getting gross, Dad. Just saying. Now if you could kindly turn around and get your ass back through that door I made specifically so I and my brother and sister and kids don't HAVE to say goodbye before we're good and ready, that'd be great because we're not ready yet. I'll let you know when you can get back on your 'I'm ready to be dead now' bullshit, but you should probably bank on it being a couple decades before that happens. My kids deserve a grandpa and their father's side of the family only has an omnicidal robot to offer there, so you're it.

Oh and just FYI, we're having family dinner on Thursday and you had better be there or I will cross over that veil and drag you back here my damn self. Anyway, glad we could sort this out. Good talk. See you Thursday, I'm making latkes. Oh and Billy's bringing his husband and Luna's coming with Pietro, so please get any negativity about Inhumans or Kree all out of your system beforehand. I will be very cross if you start an intergalactic incident at my dinner table and I would really rather not get heated and accidentally say something we all end up regretting. You know our family's terrible about having massively disproportionate responses when we're mad. It just is what it is.

Sitting here thinking how powerful a child between Storm and Magneto could be. I'm assuming the child's power would be around Franklin and Crazy Wanda level.



There a 75% chance the child (male or female) will have white hair.

If we're going this route then just have Sinister fuse her and Vulcan. Absolute control over ALL energy and forces no matter how alien. Intertwined with divinity and magic to bolster what is already an energy mega gun.

[butterflykyss]

If we're going this route then just have Sinister fuse her and Vulcan. Absolute control over ALL energy and forces no matter how alien. Intertwined with divinity and magic to bolster what is already an energy mega gun.

ehhhh Storm already showed Vulcan she's muva!!!! no need for any fusion:

[Lucyinthesky]

Lol.

Wanda: Look, Dad. Out of allllllll the time we've spent viewing each other as family, there's barely one whole year where we actually both saw that as a GOOD thing that both of us wanted and where we both actually reciprocated the love and affection each of us has for the other. And no matter how much I may have fucked up at times, you're the parent here and you fucked up a LOT with me, so y'know what? I'm cashing in my chips. All the chips I have, and I have a LOT. You OWE me. This is me calling veto on you going gently into that good night when we only started actually getting along a whopping nine whole months ago. Sorry not sorry to pull the Reparations For My Shitty Childhood card, but I've got it and I'm gonna use it.

So here's the deal. You are not allowed to stay dead. I FORBID it. I did not literally just DIE Because Obnoxious Mystic Symbolism Rules while also putting a ton of effort into making a whole mutant afterlife just for the benefit of every single mutant EXCEPT for my own father. I'm not that selfless, sorry. I was kinda counting on getting at least some perks out of that endeavor, even if just in the form of not having to worry about my dad and sister getting ganked every time a new group of mutant-hating assholes decides its Genocide O'Clock again.

So nope to this "I'm ready and its my time" nonsense. You've been overruled. I reject your attempt to turn this into a Shakespearean tragedy. Join a community theater troop and work out your drama queen tendencies that way instead of reenacting some Renaissance pieta in Storm's arms. Who btw is way too young for you, PLEASE give dating in your actual age range a try, I'm begging you. We're already plenty dysfunctional enough without your insistence on dating women the same age as me. Its getting gross, Dad. Just saying. Now if you could kindly turn around and get your ass back through that door I made specifically so I and my brother and sister and kids don't HAVE to say goodbye before we're good and ready, that'd be great because we're not ready yet. I'll let you know when you can get back on your 'I'm ready to be dead now' bullshit, but you should probably bank on it being a couple decades before that happens. My kids deserve a grandpa and their father's side of the family only has an omnicidal robot to offer there, so you're it.

Oh and just FYI, we're having family dinner on Thursday and you had better be there or I will cross over that veil and drag you back here my damn self. Anyway, glad we could sort this out. Good talk. See you Thursday, I'm making latkes. Oh and Billy's bringing his husband and Luna's coming with Pietro, so please get any negativity about Inhumans or Kree all out of your system beforehand. I will be very cross if you start an intergalactic incident at my dinner table and I would really rather not get heated and accidentally say something we all end up regretting. You know our family's terrible about having massively disproportionate responses when we're mad. It just is what it is.

OMG Lol I LOVE this, given how stubborn Magnus can be I am picturing Wanda draging him back to life with her bare hands there and tbf Ororo and him so far look more like friends with benefits to me, they actually started when he joined the X-men the first time imo so Wanda doens´t need to worry there, at least at the moment.

[Micabe]

Sitting here thinking how powerful a child between Storm and Magneto could be. I'm assuming the child's power would be around Franklin and Crazy Wanda level.

There a 75% chance the child (male or female) will have white hair.

What about a child between Ororo and Lorna Dane with a 50/50 chance of having green or white hair "or" if they have twins one with green hair and the other with white hair?

[StormBorn06]

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Oh, no! It looks like Red will end in issue 10. There will be a new batch of restarts.

[butterflykyss]

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Oh, no! It looks like Red will end in issue 10. There will be a new batch of restarts.

I was just going to post this





time to see what the xoffices plan on doing with storm.

[StormBorn06]

I was just going to post this





time to see what the xoffices plan on doing with storm.

As long as Ewing is still writing Storm, everything is fine.

[butterflykyss]

As long as Ewing is still writing Storm, everything is fine.

we shall see. I have very low expectations when it comes to the xoffice as it pertains to storm. lol

[StormBorn06]

we shall see. I have very low expectations when it comes to the xoffice as it pertains to storm. lol

Yeah, the past is not pretty. But at least XMR happened, and maybe something even more incredible will happen.

After getting past SOS, of course.

[Wind Rider]

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Oh, no! It looks like Red will end in issue 10. There will be a new batch of restarts.

WAIT! What?!! Are you sure? This book has been doing so well…