So one day, you're preparing a ham sandwich for yourself in your kitchen, and the moment that bread touches ham, the newly born sandwich instantly becomes aware of its own existence and your desire to consume it. It desperately wants to live out its life without being eaten, but it's just a sandwich, what can it do? It has no way of running away from you.
Or does it?
Turns out, this sandwich has Force powers. It is roughly as powerful as ROTJ Luke Skywalker and has all of the feats Luke had in the OT.
Will hammy be able to avoid ending up in your belly?