You vs a sentient ham sandwich with connection to The Force

[Wat]

I stop to consider that the ham sandwich now has a fairly high midichlorian count, and lose my appetite.

Lol. Got to watch those midchlorian calories.

[Sharkerbob]

They don't call me Sharkerbob for nuthin'! :BIG_TEETH_EMOJI:

[Sol_M]

So one day, you're preparing a ham sandwich for yourself in your kitchen

This seems unlikely. It's probably a chicken sandwich.

Will hammy be able to avoid ending up in your belly?

Uh, sure, I don't see any reason why I would try to eat a sentient sandwich. oO