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    Default Team Movie LOTR vs Team Horror Squad

    Movie versions of the Fellowship and some others vs some horror movie weirdos!

    Frodo
    Sam
    Pippin
    Merry
    Boromir
    Aragorn
    Legolas
    Gimli
    Gandalf (The White)
    Gollum
    Eomer, Theoden, and Eowyn all on Horseback
    Haldir
    Faramir
    Lurtz (Uruk-Hai who dueled Aragorn for a bit and had a bow)
    Tauriel
    Elrond

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    Jason Vorhees
    Michael Myers
    Ghostface
    Gabriel (Malignant): Feats 1, 2 with his knife
    The Dog from The Thing
    Pyramidhead from the Silent Hill movie: Feat 1 (Note: gory)
    A werewolf from Dog Soldiers: Feats
    The Fly (The Fly)
    The lead vampire from 30 Days of Night and a generic other vampire: Feats 1, 2
    The Predator from Predator (no ranged weapons)
    A xenomorph
    A velociraptor from Jurassic Park

    Takes place in the Shire but emptied of all inhabitants
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    Movie Aragorn calls a flag of truce and somehow manages to stab everyone in the back during the parlay.
    Why Are We Here?, by Pendaran

    "...the Myths Transformed version of the legendarium, in which the Moon is Melkor's attempt to make his own Arda with blackjack and hookers." - Estrecca

    "...dropping an orca whale made of fire on your enemies is a pretty strong opening move." - Nik Hasta

    "[Kent] Nelson was nearly invariably presented as the guy who, barring the Spectre, made everyone else generally gasp and go "Doctor Fate don't shiv, he balls nasty.", even Superman." - Pendaran

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharpandpointies View Post
    Movie Aragorn calls a flag of truce and somehow manages to stab everyone in the back during the parlay.
    No, he calls a truce and then a snot tidal wave consumes them.
    Yeah, but if you... man, we're getting into weird analogy territory, like if you disintegrated Superman's arms he wouldn't be able to go "fool! Little did you know that my arms and I are one and can be remade from me!" and will his arms back into being from pure nothingness. - Pendaran

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh View Post
    No, he calls a truce and then a snot tidal wave consumes them.
    Take your pick. Either way, he then says 'For Frodo' and acts as if what he did was somehow heroic. ^_^
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    Why Are We Here?, by Pendaran

    "...the Myths Transformed version of the legendarium, in which the Moon is Melkor's attempt to make his own Arda with blackjack and hookers." - Estrecca

    "...dropping an orca whale made of fire on your enemies is a pretty strong opening move." - Nik Hasta

    "[Kent] Nelson was nearly invariably presented as the guy who, barring the Spectre, made everyone else generally gasp and go "Doctor Fate don't shiv, he balls nasty.", even Superman." - Pendaran

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    Ppl always say ghost face like it's one person you have to be specific as to what Ghost face killer's there like 9 counting tv show and more on the way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharpandpointies View Post
    Movie Aragorn calls a flag of truce and somehow manages to stab everyone in the back during the parlay.
    One incident in the movie of this (Mouth Of Sauron), unless I’m mistaken. Not like he routinely went around stabbing people in the back IIRC.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cleric of Hell’s Brigade View Post
    One incident in the movie of this (Mouth Of Sauron), unless I’m mistaken. Not like he routinely went around stabbing people in the back IIRC.
    For myself, I feel the fact that he does it once indicates his level of trustworthiness. Granted, it was pretty much also the only parlay where he was face-to-face with his opposite number in the entire series (Saruman, in their parlay, was a tad out of reach), so it's not like he had other chances. ^_^ Maybe he would have gone on a parlay murder-spree, who can say?

    Put another way, some guy who says he's going to be the noble king of a country starts off his career by literally attacking someone from behind under a flag of truce he has accepted, it's not exactly a great thing for his character. I wouldn't trust the fellow.

    Movie-Aragorn wasn't really that similar to book Aragorn once one digs past the superficial similarities. This one incident might have been his only 'backstab during parlay' (does someone need more than one of those to be branded as untrustworthy?), but there were other things that stood out.
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    Why Are We Here?, by Pendaran

    "...the Myths Transformed version of the legendarium, in which the Moon is Melkor's attempt to make his own Arda with blackjack and hookers." - Estrecca

    "...dropping an orca whale made of fire on your enemies is a pretty strong opening move." - Nik Hasta

    "[Kent] Nelson was nearly invariably presented as the guy who, barring the Spectre, made everyone else generally gasp and go "Doctor Fate don't shiv, he balls nasty.", even Superman." - Pendaran

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    Quote Originally Posted by choptop View Post
    Ppl always say ghost face like it's one person you have to be specific as to what Ghost face killer's there like 9 counting tv show and more on the way.
    The first one in this case. Though he's more padding than anything
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    Can Gandalf deal with the Thing before it consumes the Shire? Which is covered in biomass?

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    LotR has super mega Elf, Legolas.

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    Yeah, since Tauriel’s there from The Hobbit, I assume we have the Legolas that can magically run on things that aren’t supported by anything.

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    Huh I can't possibly remember these many LOTR movie characters now but the Thing dog ain't stupid and is going to have a field day looking to assimilate anything biological on both sides and also the Shire. Gabriel Thing is the most terrifying opponent I imagine a non-magical LOTR warrior could see here. Especially if Xenomorph blood doesn't by convoluted origin movies design fight off Thing assimilation.
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