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    Star Wars Legends Darth Bane vs Post Crisis Bane, Dark Knight Rises Bane and DCAU Bane with six months prep. Fight takes place in Gotham city, Darth Bane gets teleported in with no knowledge of what's going on or who Bane is.
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    the devil's reject choptop's Avatar
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    What no batman and Robin bane or Gotham bane?

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    Bane loses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beadle View Post
    Bane loses.
    I disagree. I think Bane is going to win this one.

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    Thread did not disappoint.
    Why Are We Here?, by Pendaran

    "...the Myths Transformed version of the legendarium, in which the Moon is Melkor's attempt to make his own Arda with blackjack and hookers." - Estrecca

    "...dropping an orca whale made of fire on your enemies is a pretty strong opening move." - Nik Hasta

    "[Kent] Nelson was nearly invariably presented as the guy who, barring the Spectre, made everyone else generally gasp and go "Doctor Fate don't shiv, he balls nasty.", even Superman." - Pendaran

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alan2099 View Post
    I disagree. I think Bane is going to win this one.
    You misunderstand me. I meant the other Bane.

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    Unsurprisingly, it continues. ^_^
    Why Are We Here?, by Pendaran

    "...the Myths Transformed version of the legendarium, in which the Moon is Melkor's attempt to make his own Arda with blackjack and hookers." - Estrecca

    "...dropping an orca whale made of fire on your enemies is a pretty strong opening move." - Nik Hasta

    "[Kent] Nelson was nearly invariably presented as the guy who, barring the Spectre, made everyone else generally gasp and go "Doctor Fate don't shiv, he balls nasty.", even Superman." - Pendaran

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharpandpointies View Post
    Unsurprisingly, it continues. ^_^
    It'll stop once you acknowledge that Bane wins. No not that one. The other one.
    Yeah, but if you... man, we're getting into weird analogy territory, like if you disintegrated Superman's arms he wouldn't be able to go "fool! Little did you know that my arms and I are one and can be remade from me!" and will his arms back into being from pure nothingness. - Pendaran

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    Look, I'm fine with Bane winning! I'm also cool with Bane losing!

    Thread's good for me either way; mileage may vary. ^_^
    Why Are We Here?, by Pendaran

    "...the Myths Transformed version of the legendarium, in which the Moon is Melkor's attempt to make his own Arda with blackjack and hookers." - Estrecca

    "...dropping an orca whale made of fire on your enemies is a pretty strong opening move." - Nik Hasta

    "[Kent] Nelson was nearly invariably presented as the guy who, barring the Spectre, made everyone else generally gasp and go "Doctor Fate don't shiv, he balls nasty.", even Superman." - Pendaran

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharpandpointies View Post
    Look, I'm fine with Bane winning! I'm also cool with Bane losing!
    Whoa! Hold up there. I think you got that backwards. Bane should be the obvious winner. Bane should be the loser.

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    ...the prophecy is fulfilled.
    Why Are We Here?, by Pendaran

    "...the Myths Transformed version of the legendarium, in which the Moon is Melkor's attempt to make his own Arda with blackjack and hookers." - Estrecca

    "...dropping an orca whale made of fire on your enemies is a pretty strong opening move." - Nik Hasta

    "[Kent] Nelson was nearly invariably presented as the guy who, barring the Spectre, made everyone else generally gasp and go "Doctor Fate don't shiv, he balls nasty.", even Superman." - Pendaran

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    Bane will not enjoy getting hit by a lightsaber probably. Thus, Bane would lose.
    “The master has failed more times than the beginner has even tried.”
    -Stephen McCranie

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    Just before Bane uses the Force to rip the life energy out of Bane, Bane and Bane, DKR Bane challenges him to freestyle and they all sing the Auralnauts Bane rap.
    "What I sought, I could not obtain."

    "This is a meaningless battle. We are two madmen engaging in senseless folley."

    "I will kill, I will let live..."

    --Genuine Fake Priest Kotomine Kirei

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