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    Safari Grandma Sophicles's Avatar
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    Default Mojo vs Jaba the Hut

    Battle of the fat intergalactic tyrant blobs.

    1. Hand to... hand? only; no weaponry - only melee fist fighting.

    2. They sit and talk.

    3. They trade places; how does each fare in the other's position and universe?

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    Mighty Member Shai-Hulud's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sophicles View Post
    1. Hand to... hand? only; no weaponry - only melee fist fighting.
    I think Mojo actually has some real physical strength to him.

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    2. They sit and talk.
    Mojo would consider Jabba an uncouth idiot, and Jabba would find Mojo utterly insane.

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    3. They trade places; how does each fare in the other's position and universe?
    If Jabba fights any of the superheroes of Marvel Earth, he gets creamed. If he sticks to simply being an interstellar crimelord, he should do okay.

    Mojo becomes a major threat in the SW universe. The guy has has extreme technological and magical powers, only tempered by the fact that his desire is to create art, not conquer. He captures all the Jedi, good and bad, and makes films. There's literally nothing they can do.

    And if there was something I could do, I wouldn't. I'd let Mojo torture every single SW character that there is, because the movies we get suck, and Mojo would be doing a vastly better job.

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    Better than YOU! Alan2099's Avatar
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    A fist fight?

    Jabba's arms are short little spindly things and (depending on the artist) Mojo's arms tend to be very long.
    I don't think we ever saw Jabba lift anything larger than those little frogs he eats. Mojo typically picks people up with one hand and throws them across the room.
    Jabba got choked to death by Princess Leia. Mojo takes punches from Rogue.
    Oh yeah, also, Mojo is capable of moving round.

    This is like putting PeeWee Herman up against Captain America.

    Mojo in the Star Wars universe ... his magic is stronger than anything we've seen the force do and his technology surpasses anything they have.

    It does give Mojo a good excuse to bring back The Agent though.

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