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    Default Jason Bourne vs Bat-Bale Villains

    Jason Bourne vs Bat-Bale Villains.

    Standard arena match, Jason Bourne is unarmed.

    1. Ra's al Ghul, Ra's gets a sword.

    2. Ra's al Ghul, Ra's is unarmed.

    3. Scarecrow, he gets a spritzer of his fear gas.

    4. Joker, he gets his knives.

    5. Catwoman, unarmed.

    6. Bane, unarmed.

    Six fights, how does he do?

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    Movie Bourne is too good for any of them in a straight-ish fight.

    Ra's with a sword might get lucky thanks to reach, but Bourne still takes the majority.

    Bourne destroys Ra's unarmed.

    Scarecrow might get some wins by gassing but Bourne should be too quick to get hit by it most of the time.

    Joker is a joke here, and entirely outclassed. He's going to have one of his knives taken away and get killed by it.

    Catwoman... ugh, I don't know? Pfeiffer or Barry? Probably doesn't matter, he's just so much better in combat.

    Bane is also going to die. He's strong, but drastically too slow. He's never hitting Bourne. Bane might get lucky a couple of times out of 10.
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    Ras hurts a batman with armor on he wins

    Bane destroys him

    Scarecrow gass him

    He can probably take Catwoman and joker

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    Quote Originally Posted by big_adventure View Post
    Catwoman... ugh, I don't know? Pfeiffer or Barry? Probably doesn't matter, he's just so much better in combat.
    They probably mean the Dark Knight Rises Catwoman, so the Anne Hathaway version.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dog View Post
    They probably mean the Dark Knight Rises Catwoman, so the Anne Hathaway version.
    Also Patience Phillips murders Jason Bourne her speed is really good she's probably the most powerful Catwoman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dog View Post
    They probably mean the Dark Knight Rises Catwoman, so the Anne Hathaway version.
    Yes, this is correct.

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    Eh, crippled Bruce was capable of taking her out if he took her seriously. Bourne insanely faster and better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by choptop View Post
    Ras hurts a batman with armor on he wins

    Bane destroys him

    Scarecrow gass him

    He can probably take Catwoman and joker
    Dude, based on what?

    Ra's is visibly, clearly slower and less skilled than Bourne. Bale-bat is simply not that impressive in combat. Bourne is much quicker, more lethal with less and has better soak. Ra's is screwed.

    Bane is slower still. Dude will simply never hit Bourne. That fight might take a while, but it's Bourne's to lose.

    Scarecrow is an ordinary guy who depends on surprise to gas's his foes in general. Here, there is no surprise. He might get lucky with gas once in a while, but generally, Bourne won't be where his slow squirter is pointing and he gets one-shot.
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