What are the funniest jokes, panels, pages, gags, quotes and quips you've seen in an X-book? Or a book involving mutants, whatever the hell.
Here's a Boom-Boom joke from Nextwave.
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Thread: Favorite Jokes
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03-29-2022, 05:27 PM #1Julian Keller Supremacy
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Favorite Jokes
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03-29-2022, 10:20 PM #2Fantastic Member
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03-29-2022, 10:31 PM #3Extraordinary Member
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(Ultimate X-Men#49)
This is dark humor at its finest lol. Originally Posted by TheCape
We all know that BND was a collective mid-life crisis from Marvel back then
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03-29-2022, 11:44 PM #4The Spirits of Vengeance
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03-29-2022, 11:45 PM #5The Spirits of Vengeance
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'80s X-Men
'90s X-Men
'90s Pre-AVX
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03-30-2022, 12:36 AM #6Extraordinary Member
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N'Astirh's punishment
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Doug's large wife
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Roberto learns he isn't the center of the universe
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03-30-2022, 06:38 AM #7Fantastic Member
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(Havok, describing his strategy to apprehend Cable, then wanted from shooting Charles Xavier): “…and this point we should be able to arrest X-Force. Once we have them, we can get Cable.”
Strong Guy : “Oh cool. Including HBO ? Can we get the Disney channel for Rahne ?”
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03-30-2022, 07:54 AM #8BANNED
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The best part is, Rockslide doesn't actually MEAN anything by it, he's just an idiot.
Though this still may be the most unexpectedly hilarious concept I've ever seen.
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03-30-2022, 01:50 PM #9Astonishing Member
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Just love this fight. Comic genius.
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03-30-2022, 06:26 PM #10Extraordinary Member
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LOL! Love this one.
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03-30-2022, 06:54 PM #11The Best There Is
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This always cracks me up.
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03-30-2022, 07:18 PM #12Astonishing Member
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I remember thinking this was hilarious when I first read it when I was like....ten. From Uncanny X-Men #300, when the Gold Team is infiltrating an Acolyte base to retrieve the kidnapped Moira (oof, that's a bit ironic at the moment)....
The 'always unfortunate but he's a creep so don't worry about feeling bad for him' Acolyte Spoor is running up on Wolverine, about to attack him when Bobby just....fucking....makes a miniature glacier of ice in the air above him and just drops it right on the dude.
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"Aww, and here I was hoping for a 'Splat!'"
LOL. Cold, Bobby. That was cold.
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03-30-2022, 09:13 PM #13Ultimate Member
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X-Men First Class had Namor surrounded by the US Army, all because he wanted to buy a bagel.
Dark does not mean deep.
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03-30-2022, 09:32 PM #14Astonishing Member
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I remember that! Tbh, First Class is highly underrated and had a lot of great comedic moments. Originally Posted by Gray Lensman
Johnny Storm, Bobby Drake and the ever-so-awkward trope of 'yeah your secret identity means nothing to me, sorry.'
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04-01-2022, 03:12 PM #15The Spirits of Vengeance
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