We Don't Talk About

[LAWtoyoto 432]

We don't talk about Bendis. No, no, no, no.
We don't talk about Bendis.

But It was a big annoucement day.
There we use to have a great Superman rebirth run.
Bendis walks in with a mischievous grin,

AGING JON KENT.
You telling this story or am I?
I am sorry go on.

Bendis say he will create his own mediocore characters.
Why did he tell us?

In doing so, he also reboot his own Legion of Superheroes.
I would held back my money to him.

He become the writers for the JL run.
What a dreadful run, anyways.

We don't talk about Bendis. No, no, no. We don't talk about Bendis.

What topic you think DC should stop bring up ever again.

[Restingvoice]

Not DC, but people in general:
"MY PARENTS ARE DEEAAAAAD!"

That joke lost its novelty 3 years and a million retweets ago
At Least.

No wait, you know what, since Taylor-Redondo brought it to Nightwing in the form of a T-Shirt, it's a DC problem too now

Wait, I got another one

"Crime Alley"

It didn't freaking happened in an alley! The murderer jumped out of an alley to shoot them. It was a safe neighborhood renamed crime alley because of the murder.

Stop. Depicting them. Happening. In an alley!

Way less people gonna think it's stupid if you didn't make it so literal!

[Arctic Cyclist]

Amazons Attack.

Futures End

Fortunate Son...despite Snyder's making it canon along with Bruce's toxic, abusive, unhealthy relationship with a bisexual man that heavily implied Bruce was...yeah

The Robison Park kids canonically all having a STI from Poison Ivy


Terry Long

[Robotman]

Dr. Light

[marhawkman]

Dr. Light

What'd Kimiyo do this time? O-o'

One thing people legit nearly never talk about is the Bat-blackrock incident.

[Superboy-Prime]

Am I too old to understand this reference? Reference: I still drink fruit punch.

[Arctic Cyclist]

Dr. Light

We really don't talk about his cameo with Billy Baston in 2006-07's Plastic Man. 0_0

[MajorHoy]

Fortunate Son...despite Snyder's making it canon along with Bruce's toxic, abusive, unhealthy relationship with a bisexual man that heavily implied Bruce was...yeah

Was that the one written by Gerard Jones?

[Stanlos]

Fortunate Son...despite Snyder's making it canon along with Bruce's toxic, abusive, unhealthy relationship with a bisexual man that heavily implied Bruce was...yeah

Um. WTH? Is Batman Earth One stuff?

[Thor-Ul]

Um. WTH? Is Batman Earth One stuff?

No, is a comic with art of Gene Ha and wrote by Gerard Jones.

And of Gerard Jones, we don't talk about. (Even if being from Gerald Jones explains a lot).

[MajorHoy]

No, is a comic with art of Gene Ha and wrote by Gerard Jones.

And of Gerard Jones, we don't talk about. (Even if being from Gerald Jones explains a lot).

I can't re-read the comic book Prime without that little fact getting in the way.

[OBrianTallent]

No, is a comic with art of Gene Ha and wrote by Gerard Jones.

what book was that, I've never heard of anything like that.

[Hol]

We don't talk about Bendis. No, no, no, no.
We don't talk about Bendis.

But It was a big annoucement day.
There we use to have a great Superman rebirth run.
Bendis walks in with a mischievous grin,

AGING JON KENT.
You telling this story or am I?
I am sorry go on.

Bendis say he will create his own mediocore characters.
Why did he tell us?

In doing so, he also reboot his own Legion of Superheroes.
I would held back my money to him.

He become the writers for the JL run.
What a dreadful run, anyways.

We don't talk about Bendis. No, no, no. We don't talk about Bendis.

What topic you think DC should stop bring up ever again.

I am a HUGE fan of Bendis Marvel work. Read everything he has written and loved or liked most of it. Not all but most. That being said I have not enjoyed ANY of his DC work except the Batman Universe books and issue 1 of Young Justice.

But I will never get why so much hate for his DC work. The Legion reboot? So what if you don't like it ? It is like the 5th reboot? It will likely be rebooted again or go back to the original Johns version at some point. Superman? I am sure he will get his secret ID again. And as far as the aging of Jon aren't many people here enjoying the Taylor book? His Justice League is just boring. He didn't do any real damage in my opinion. He didn't write Heroes in Crisis for gods sake.

[Blue22]

We don't talk about Bendis. No, no, no, no.
We don't talk about Bendis.

But It was a big annoucement day.
There we use to have a great Superman rebirth run.
Bendis walks in with a mischievous grin,

AGING JON KENT.
You telling this story or am I?
I am sorry go on.

Bendis say he will create his own mediocore characters.
Why did he tell us?

In doing so, he also reboot his own Legion of Superheroes.
I would held back my money to him.

He become the writers for the JL run.
What a dreadful run, anyways.

We don't talk about Bendis. No, no, no. We don't talk about Bendis.

What topic you think DC should stop bring up ever again.

Ruining Jon Kent, dumping Clark's secret ID, rebooting the Legion, writing that snoozefest of a YJ book (funny enough, I actually thought that one would be a good fit for him), writing an equally boring Justice League run (another title that I thought he'd do good in). All in all, Bendis being in DC is everything that I feared it would be. The only big positive I can give him is Naomi.

[The Darknight Detective]

What topic you think DC should stop bring up ever again.

How about what thread topic should we not bring up here anymore?

As the great Yogi Berra said, it's déjà all over again!