X-men unlimited 32. Revenge of the grandma.

[Dthirds3]

90% is old lady's bullying xmen green.

Sauron to nature"you tore my wi g membranes do you know how many nerves are in those? "
Nature girl "you made us abandon dog"

Horticulture "hi"

There in horticulture bases. Ng knows them becuause Krakoa likes them.

Curse "old lady can I have pudding".
Old lady smacks her head
Curse "your pudding tast bad".
Old lady "I'm 90 and everything tast like crap, the best way to enjoy pudding is to steal it and pretend wet yourself to keep people away now shut up or I run you over brat"
Curse "ok. Thank you grand ma"
Old lady "screw you."


Sauron to other old lady's "kill your friend i command you with mind powers"
Other old lady's "we have dementia and hate each other alredy you powers are ****. Shut up or I'll burn your wings off with a blowtorch"
Sauron "yes ma'am "

Boss lady behold we have your magic staff of krakoa bullshit that was missing since namor issue.

Turns out they were experimenting on the staff at the same time ng was having visions telling her to kill, strange coincidence probably no relationship.

Ng. "Hun I have a psychic link to the staff, and been geting crazier/ hearing voices ever since you people had it, and have been helping you.I don't think I should trust you"

Old lady. "You feel better if you touch the staff"

Ng"ok grand ma, you like nature so i trust you"
Old lady "laughts menincingly"

Nature girl now has branch horns, reptial arms, and goat legs... I think she's a satyr now.

So it was the boomers faults.... I think ?

[Nicoclaws]

This reads like a fever dream. Cannot wait for the trade !!!

Was this Hordeculture's purpose all along ?

[JB]

90% is old lady's bullying xmen green.

Sauron to nature"you tore my wi g membranes do you know how many nerves are in those? "
Nature girl "you made us abandon dog"

Horticulture "hi"

There in horticulture bases. Ng knows them becuause Krakoa likes them.

Curse "old lady can I have pudding".
Old lady smacks her head
Curse "your pudding tast bad".
Old lady "I'm 90 and everything tast like crap, the best way to enjoy pudding is to steal it and pretend wet yourself to keep people away now shut up or I run you over brat"
Curse "ok. Thank you grand ma"
Old lady "screw you."


Sauron to other old lady's "kill your friend i command you with mind powers"
Other old lady's "we have dementia and hate each other alredy you powers are ****. Shut up or I'll burn your wings off with a blowtorch"
Sauron "yes ma'am "

Boss lady behold we have your magic staff of krakoa bullshit that was missing since namor issue.

Turns out they were experimenting on the staff at the same time ng was having visions telling her to kill, strange coincidence probably no relationship.

Ng. "Hun I have a psychic link to the staff, and been geting crazier/ hearing voices ever since you people had it, and have been helping you.I don't think I should trust you"

Old lady. "You feel better if you touch the staff"

Ng"ok grand ma, you like nature so i trust you"
Old lady "laughts menincingly"

Nature girl now has branch horns, reptial arms, and goat legs... I think she's a satyr now.

So it was the boomers faults.... I think ?

Lmao!

So Hordeculture is behind Nature Girl going full bonkers??! *exits*

[Frontier]

I guess I shouldn't be surprised that probably one of the most ridiculous things Hickman introduced in this era would turn up in this.

[Rnap22]

This sounds like hot garbage every week I read these summaries

[Dthirds3]

This sounds like hot garbage every week I read these summaries

Hot garbage for shame. I only summaries the highest quality of the most exquisite trash. You know that good stuff that burns bright blue with a healthy methain smell.

[Alex.]

NG is looking cool though

[Pumpkin King]

This story is so off the rails, Dthirds3 really could just make up anything and I'd believe it. But thank you for the recaps, it is so entertaining.

[carmoc1234]

so it was hordecultures fault that nature girl went crazy and even though she is aware of this, nature girl is going to work with them anyway because they "like nature too"?

[Milici]

Where are Beast or Sage in all of this? Last time someone tried to weaponized vegetables he genicided an entire nation.
When are the X-Men going to intervene?

[Dthirds3]

Where are Beast or Sage in all of this? Last time someone tried to weaponized vegetables he genicided an entire nation.
When are the X-Men going to intervene?

You think xforce is competent. They were beaten by waves at the beach

[razzmatazz360]

Has the X-men Unlimited: X-Men Green series been collected in a TPB?

[Big Joe]

This sounds like hot garbage every week I read these summaries

These summaries are consistently better than most comics I read.

[Arachne]

Has the X-men Unlimited: X-Men Green series been collected in a TPB?

I don't think so, though some of it may be available as single issues.

Edit: Just checked and two issues are available, but I don't think that covers the whole story.