Logan got suckered in to taking care of a army cats by Parker.
He dosnet want to deal with this, released them on the island and leaves to find his one true love more beer.
One finds Cyclops and follows his laser.
Jean gets worryed he'd leave her for the cat and grabes it with telekinesis
A small army of cats go to steal sinister cape and pee on it
Others with x kids, showing there superiority while hank looks on in the background, relising he's inferior to all cats. Kitty and magik are there as well.
Lead cat was bullied by quire for not being Jeff the land shark(he deserves to die more as a result)
Xaver keeps cat.