Hell yeah, a thread. I wrote this up for a review thread, so I'll post it here.
In the Altar, the little smoke dude from previous issues is watching Switch's jar. An unseen person with purple arms comes in, kills him, and frees Switch.
On Krakoa, Nightcrawler and Zsen enjoy some post-coital talk atop of a giant flower. Zsen rejects indulgence and questions the Legion's lack of control and punishment over others, while Nightcrawler defends his position, saying he's more about interpreting and bending rules for the greater good. Zsen showers up and reports back to Arakko,
On a Krakoan beach, near a flattened trail of land, Juggs and Xavier chat about how Xavier voted against the former becoming a Legionnaire. Xavier points out how Juggs went on a redemptive rampage to try and catch a criminal, who he didn't even find. But Legion and his X/Zorns show up, saying that Juggs is close and there might be a No-Place where they were. Xavier shuts off Juggernaut to keep him from learning about No-Spaces, and chides David for revealing state secrets out of filial pettiness. But he also says that all No-Spaces were destroyed, and he [Xavier] would know.
Legion points out that Xavier only has one eyebrow. This was likely caused by the Skinjacker, who might have taken over Xavier one night and made him forget about a No-Place.
David and Warlock meet up in a forest. Warlock is helping David because David told him about Magus' passing. Legion is sorry about Warlock's father, and Warlock responds in kind.
Nightcrawler and Zsen have spent a night together once again. This time, their pillow talk is about Nightcrawler. Zsen's power is to paint the truth, and she can see what Kurt is really like. He has a savior complex and is constantly doing things for other people. Even their sex, which is admittedly something he enjoys, is more about helping Zsen bend the rules, let things go and be more free.
Nightcrawler visits the Altar, where a gigantic, possessed Glob Herman is wreaking havok. Kurt, Nemesis, (a cowering) Cortez and Somnus are there to stop him. Chamber explodes Glob, but Switch escapes. They note that they can see Switch's astral form here, but he can also poison the healing dreams and therapy pods. Switch then takes over Chamber and attacks everyone around him. Somnus is killed before Nightcrawler kicks the Switch out of Chamber.
Switch goes into Dust's Congregation cloud. With all the minds fused together, he could drive everyone crazy. Nightcrawler jumps in and has Dust brig him to the center, to force Switch to take him over. This works, and they switch bodies. Nightcrawler is brought into a world of darkness, but he can hear Switch'd god breathing. Nightcrawler convinces the god to talk with him.
Zsen is on Arakko, talking with various mutants about recent happenings. Apocalypse and Genesis' statues were defaced, "Weak" written all over them. However, because of a thousand volunteers came to clean it up, the statues will look better than ever.
A fiery figure went through their artillery and clogged every barrel with boulder-sized turds. But the tech still worked and a couple of mutants realized they could form a circuit. One mutant stopped moping and has taken charge. Things are working better than ever now.
At a combat academy, a whole class was transformed into cuttlefish-like things in an instant. But now they're bonded in absurdity, work well as a unit, and are more powerful than ever.
No one has seen the mischief-making entity who did this, and anyone who got a good look disappeared.
Flashback to Zsencrawler. Zsen says that, for all of Nightcrawler's interpretations and rule-bending of his law and religion, he's just doing whatever he wants to justify his interpretations, which are all about helping others or hurting himself. Even the Spark is all about trying to inspire and help others, but Nightcrawler himself feels empty.
Nightcrawler-in-Switch's-body is blindfolded and tied to a chair. The god finds it odd that a man of faith's beliefs burn like a flame, but only outwardly - inside, there's just a shadow. The god also explains how, because Switch makes sacrifices and believes in him, he'll empower and protect Switch; a symbiotic relationship, even if the god is essentially a prisoner made to guard Switch.
Nightcrawler undoes his binds and blindfold, allowing him to behold Switch's god. They have the helm of Loki, the feathers and fruit of Eris, Huehuecoyotl's mocking maw, Anansi's limbs of fable and fate. So many gods. And a dozen more lost to the age of apathy. He is Tumult, the Trickster Chimaera. He's a god made from the scraps of old gods. And he's disgusting in himself.
Tumult doesn't know who made him, but he exists by the will of those who believe in him. But Nightcrawler rejects the idea that gods are just inventions; they have thoughts and life. Maybe they don't need a worshipper. Tumult counters, saying that Nightcrawler himself thinks he needs something to worship. Kurt admits that this might be true, and that they both need to try new things. The two of them should believe in
themselves.
Xavier sends Kurt a letter. Kurt has been busy, and they haven't had time to chat one-on-one. Xavier also asks for three things: a report on Juggernaut's movements; information on "Vox Ignis, Herald of the Spark" (the fiery figure), who appears in the dreams of Banshee's closest friends and speaks in Sean's voice; finally, for Kurt to hand over any people he's detained in the Altar, since the Council as a whole should be able to pass judgment on them for trial.
Kurt's response: No, they're looking into it, and no. But he does miss Charles.
On Arakko, Legion is stewing over his father's words to him, and bitterly says that he should have taken Mary Poppins up on her offer. Once he's finished up on Olympus Mons, he goes into the Altar - where Switch blindsides him and attempts to take over his body.
Flashback to Zsencrawler, after having sex four times. Nightcrawler asks her to paint him, so he can see what she sees about him. The truth. The truth is though, Hellion is a better lover and they'd both would have rather slept with him
Zsen has been on Arakko for hours, but only now reports to the Inward Watch. She says that she wanted to take a more unorthodox approach to her investigation. Ora Serrata left on urgent business, but she left orders pertaining to Zsen. Guards raise their weapons, and Zsen prepares to fight them.
Back with Kurt, Tumult explains how, even if he can believe in himself, he'll be dragged to Arakko and forced into the Circle Perilous. Kurt offers sanctuary on Krakoa, but Tumult says there is none. He had no choice but to cause turmoil, as his first follower commanded. She hated him, she misused his magic, and kept her worship of him a secret. He's hiding on Krakoa because, if he's brought to light, his worshipper would find him and end him with a look.
The person who brought Tumult to Arakko, the person who worshipped him, is Ora Serrata. She's after him because he fled from her.
Notes:
- Cameos: Stacy-X, Somnus, Dr. Nemesis,
- Xavier calls Juggs is half-brother, not his step-brother.
- Mother Righteous isn't the god Ora is looking for. My theory is that she is the Spark itself, given form. As the embodiment of the Spark, she's been encouraging others to try new things and be their best selves.