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    Default X-men unlimited 47. Who could have expected Age of x-man is plot relevant ?!?!

    Curse: if you look at nature girl you get a aneurysm, sauron do dino things.

    Americ cops: we can't shoot if we can't see.
    Nature girl reaches Armageddon man.
    Ng: our pheromones are the same, we attract each other, we Herr nature in the same voices

    Sauron while buying lab animals and America cops: burn burn burn dinosaur are the one true master race.
    Americ cop activated fail safe

    Ng: they want you to die,I want to celebrate you, the xmen failed you as they failed me, save us brother
    Armageddon man wakes up.

    Curse is laughing while killing people with a fork and eating parts of them.(she saved a few fingers for later)

    Armageddon man frees them.

    Sauron : fly Feather lizards in Latin,
    Curse: deranged child noises
    Nature girl: this is good

    Sauron: nakind nature man reminds me of a certain meteorite, be careful with him.
    Nature girl: don't worry i can control my not slave to be usefull for us, why do I smell blood

    Sauron: we killed the humans
    Curse: figh fight fight
    Ng: that's not human blood I smell
    Sauron: I kill all hary apes, all userpers of the proud dinosaur. You know this.
    Nature girl: have you ever heard of age of x-man?
    Sauron ?
    Ng: you see during that story i got a buff, i don't just control animals...
    Sauron: what ?
    Ng: I control all nature you dumb shit, funs over.

    She's summons a cactuses to crucify sauron.

    NG:the perks of being a minor character Xoffice forgot to take away my buff, I can do anything storm, avalanche, hydro man, and plant man can do.....
    Sauron: why didn't you use this before.
    Nature girl: I forgot and wanted tension for the story. Time for you to Die like the rest of those bloated lizards.

    Next issue saurons will die ? Maybe.

    So yea, she keeps her age of x man boost the whole time, really should have used that awhile ago.
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    Please this is just Nature Girl’s plot to make Sauron into Nature Jesus,Christian Dinoaur. Even if he dies he’ll Respawn in seven issues

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    So she’s just officially a bad parody of Poison Ivy now huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurolegacy View Post
    So she’s just officially a bad parody of Poison Ivy now huh?
    I think there is a decent chance we can use the “Always has been” meme here although for that first arc probably unintentionally

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saithor View Post
    I think there is a decent chance we can use the “Always has been” meme here although for that first arc probably unintentionally
    Pam should sue.

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    I cant wait for the X-Men Unlimited Judgement Day issue where all you naysayers of Nature Girl are going to have to eat your shorts because the Machine ends up sending her in to save the day and mutantkind.

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    If she could always control all of nature ever since AOX-men, shouldn't her plan be to just extend her power all over the globe and control all of humanity?

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    I’ve wanted Nature Girl to be confirmed an Omega Level Mutant for a very long time….until this series came out. Now that this is here, now they are given her feats of this magnitude? Why?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PyroFN View Post
    I’ve wanted Nature Girl to be confirmed an Omega Level Mutant for a very long time….until this series came out. Now that this is here, now they are given her feats of this magnitude? Why?!
    Because she is a villain now. Time to fight teams.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grunty View Post
    If she could always control all of nature ever since AOX-men, shouldn't her plan be to just extend her power all over the globe and control all of humanity?
    Then she wouldn't need to kill humanity. She loves murder and the tast of human flesh to much to take the easy way out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grunty View Post
    If she could always control all of nature ever since AOX-men, shouldn't her plan be to just extend her power all over the globe and control all of humanity?
    Maybe she can't control humanity since human have taken themselves out of the ecosystem of nature and now try to control nature. I would say I no longer consider humanity as part of nature and havent for a long time. Once a species tries to "play god" the are no longer part of the natural equation.

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    That's dumb

    That's real dumb.

    Every living organism is a part of the ecosystem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZephyrSurf View Post
    That's dumb

    That's real dumb.

    Every living organism is a part of the ecosystem.
    I think its what she defines as nature. Think weather reports from jojo. He can create weather but how weather is defined let's him rain poison frogs. She views humans as a invasive species to nature so that might be why

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZephyrSurf View Post
    That's dumb

    That's real dumb.

    Every living organism is a part of the ecosystem.
    Nature is what happens naturally, what humans contribute is not natural its artificial. Humans interfere with nature all the time; sewer systems, roadways, electrical systems. Practically all humans do is create artificial things that are not natural. ALSO........... So just looked up nature definition on google This comes from the Oxford Dictionary............ "the phenomena of the physical world collectively, including plants, animals, the landscape, and other features and products of the earth, as opposed to humans or human creations.
    "the breathtaking beauty of nature""

    So your calling the people that literally write the dictionary dumb?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dragon1440 View Post
    Maybe she can't control humanity since human have taken themselves out of the ecosystem of nature and now try to control nature. I would say I no longer consider humanity as part of nature and havent for a long time. Once a species tries to "play god" the are no longer part of the natural equation.
    So what does that mean for the many organisms which live on and inside the human body? Are they no longer part of nature too?

    Are those bacteria, fungi, mites (like those in people's eyelashes) and other lifeforms no longer a part of nature just because they live on and in a human host body?

    Is there some kind of fantastical barrier which can seperates them from any other kind of natural developed micro-organism of earthly origins, that live in a symbiotic relation with a larger more complex multi-cellular organism that orginates from the same type of natural development which has produced them?

    Is the multi-cellular organism of the category fauna which calls itself human some kind of super-natural entity that can entirely seperate itself from and be independent of any other DNA based organism in it's environment just by physicaly having a brain capable of consciously planning and understanding the effects of their actions?

    Does that ability make them "unnatural" even though it only exist because of how "nature" is capable of forming such cellular structures which can produce and transmit bio-electric pulses?

    I get what you mean, but nature as concept and Earths ecosystem in particular are not some kind of esoteric magic entity with a "perfect" state of self contained existence and from which any living organism (singular or as group) can entirely seperated itself from as long as it's existing within in it.

    Any organism which is part of an ecosystem is capable of affecting it, but is also still subjective to be affected by it.
    Humans are no exception regardless of how much they managed to create tools to manipulate their environment.

    That might make them capable of manipulating (intentional or accidental) Earth's ecosystem on a massive scale, but they are also still a product of it and subjective to it's effects.

    They are on paper no different than the earliest organisms which were responcible for producing Earth's life sustaining atmosphere above water in first place.

    Infact there have been multiple mass extinction events in Earth's history as result of new forms of life being created and spreading by natural developments, changing their environment in the process. The only difference humans have to them is that they are capable of realising what they are doing.

    As such there should be no barrier between humans as natural entity and other form of natural life on Earth.

    Therefor if a character gets the super ability to communicate and manipulate "nature" that should include humans and all the micro-organisms which live on and in them.

    And while we are are on the subject of someone being capable of such feats, i wonder what the organisms are telling her which are actively profiting from the negative (by OUR perspective no less) impact that humanity as on Earth's environment?
    Like the algea that spread thanks to fertilzers getting into rivers and oceans, the toxic jellyfish which profit from warmer ocean water or the bacteria and virus that can spread much wider and mutate more rapidly thanks to human world wide travel?

    If we try to pin her powers on some kind of sematic or philosophical definition of "nature" and "natural" we are going to have a problem the moment we look at the bigger picture.
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