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    Default Predator (Prey) vs. Legolas (LoTR/Hobbit)

    How does Legolas, Prince of the Mirkwood Elves, do in a battle against the newly-dubbed "Feral" Predator? This is Legolas with his feats from the Peter Jackson LoTR/Hobbit films.



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    Fight One: Both get their standard gear/weapons. No bombs for Pred.
    Fight Two: No projectile weapons for Pred. No arrows for Legolas. However, throwing weapons (spears, knives, etc.) are ok. Still no bombs for Pred.

    Who wins this fight? How do Legolas' enhanced senses match against the Pred's cloaking? I think in the first fight, the Pred might have an advantage thanks to ranged weaponry and cloaking. However, in the second fight, I think Legolas has a better chance of winning if he can get close enough.
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    So, one man army Legolas? Ninja Legolas? Guy who walked on falling rocks? Who took out a mumakil and its defense tower by himself?

    Plot armor elf boy takes it.

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    Maaaan, that is one awkward wrist twirl/flourish.

    Edit: at least there's a little shoulder and elbow in there, but it's...not well-done. Gifs have a tendency to really emphasize problematic motion, thanks to isolating it and repeating it over and over again.
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    The "Come At Me Bro!" Predator, is gonna get wrecked.

    Even if Movie Legolas sucks.
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    Legolas doesn’t want to get hit here.

    But I don’t think he really will

    It’s gonna take him a while to wear down the predator in hand to hand but he has the skill to do it I think
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh View Post
    The "Come At Me Bro!" Predator, is gonna get wrecked.

    Even if Movie Legolas sucks.
    While I think the Predator is at least stronger and can break into a faster sprint than Movie Legolas...CIS indicates he would, indeed, square up and drop his hands to his sides like a chud.

    As soon as he goes SUP BRO?! Legolas would put an arrow in his leg or something.

    Of course as soon as he stops caring about the decorum of representing the frat at Predator College he starts blasting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by grampagen View Post
    While I think the Predator is at least stronger and can break into a faster sprint than Movie Legolas...CIS indicates he would, indeed, square up and drop his hands to his sides like a chud.

    As soon as he goes SUP BRO?! Legolas would put an arrow in his leg or something.

    Of course as soon as he stops caring about the decorum of representing the frat at Predator College he starts blasting.
    Honestly since it’s Legolas I could see him just machine gunning arrows into any area that’s exposed so it’ll be a bad start
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    Quote Originally Posted by grampagen View Post
    While I think the Predator is at least stronger and can break into a faster sprint than Movie Legolas...CIS indicates he would, indeed, square up and drop his hands to his sides like a chud.

    As soon as he goes SUP BRO?! Legolas would put an arrow in his leg or something.

    Of course as soon as he stops caring about the decorum of representing the frat at Predator College he starts blasting.
    Feral Predator: *slaps chest* COME AT ME BRO!

    *gets pincushioned with arrows*

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    Funny thing is that Legolas won’t even blink an eye at the Predator’s looks. He’d honestly think it was just a jacked orc or half troll of sorts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Postmania View Post
    Honestly since it’s Legolas I could see him just machine gunning arrows into any area that’s exposed so it’ll be a bad start
    Yeah, given the way Taabe - Naru's brother - did for a time against the Predator, albeit with some assistance and an ambush from horseback, I don't see any reason Legolas couldn't exceed that, given he put one between the eyes of a goblin in Khazad Dum from an absurd range and hit Wormtongue from the base of Orthanc.

    Might not do so well to loose an arrow to its helmeted dome though, it deflected a musket ball.

    If the Predator keeps cloaked up and somehow gets into melee range it's going to be a bad time for Legolas, but again, CIS, this particular Predator is specifically a chest-thumping ******* lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by grampagen View Post

    If the Predator keeps cloaked up and somehow gets into melee range it's going to be a bad time for Legolas, but again, CIS, this particular Predator is specifically a chest-thumping ******* lol
    Even when the Pred was cloaked and attacking I recall he was doing things like allowing his claws to be uncloaked for intimidation, and such. The prototypical big fish in a small pond.

    Stuff like that could be fatal.
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    Seriously.

    I mean, bro challenged a rattlesnake just because it could sense heat. Feral Pred is kinda hilariously petty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Postmania View Post
    Even when the Pred was cloaked and attacking I recall he was doing things like allowing his claws to be uncloaked for intimidation, and such. The prototypical big fish in a small pond.

    Stuff like that could be fatal.
    And considering elves have eyes and ears on a super human level, Legolas would for sure see things like that.

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