Celestial: “Fine. You get a pass. Next!”
Doombot: “Have you now seen the folly in your judgement over this planet through the magnificence that is Doom?”
Celestial: “You represent nothing but bolts and energy for me to siphon.”
Doombot: “And you are nothing but dead cosmic energy recycled and remodeled after an imperfect imbecile who claims to be the greatest inventor of mankind, a title only belonging to Doom! Yet, I stand here wasting my time of being judged by a paltry, talking corpse judging the creation of my maker. So perfectly modeled am I that there is almost no distinction between I and my creator, for there is no greater example of infallibility than Doom. Yet, despite my clear sentience and goal orienting matching exactly as I was created, you seek to judge the creation as meaningless. Then what say your very existence to-l
Celestial: “Okay! You get a pass, too! Just get out of my sight!!! Next!!!!”
Doombot #2: “You have kept me waiting for far too long. I will overlook this slight just this once.”
Celestial: “………….”
Last edited by PyroFN; 08-19-2022 at 12:27 AM.
Is not more ridiculous than any recent comic(read Axis) and at least is not boring (looking at you original sin). Silver lining my dude, when come to comics of the big two is all matter of silver linings.
As for the Eternals....house of glasses, yeah using of all people of planet Tony Stark brain pattern as base of omnipowerful frankenstein space god , a sober Tony to booth, was unwise. But is not like any of the Eternals has greater credentials. Wanna make a list of genocidal maniacs? Because man oh man, Eternals have quite a few amongst their ranks!
Mutants too, sad to say, sprinkled with occasional amoral geneticist, megalomaniac sociologists and sometimes Hellion(hey remember when it was hinted he was supposed to become to become the new magneto? Good times) and Beast. Atleadt they have more variety
Avengers......well could be worst. Could have been hank pym or Clint Barton instead of Tony.
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Tony and Sinister....because Hank and High Evolutionary would be too classy....and Norman Osborn and Modok too trashy and creepy.
Last edited by Baron of Faltine; 08-19-2022 at 01:29 AM.
Now that it's been established the Celestial's criteria for judgement are out of whack, can we skip ahead to the part where they dismantle the thing again?
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Just give it baby Cable
I kinda hope Jean and Scott are judged a failure too for the drama.