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    Default What does Adam X have in his ass?

    I finally got around to reading my copy of X-Men Legends #1-2 and I can't figure out if Adam X was joking about a comment he made. He said something along the lines of "my brain is in my ass cheek". I don't recall Adam X being sarcastic so was he joking about where his brain is located or was he being serious?

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    Sorry can’t comment without having a look at the panel in question, keep in mind that Adam X is half human mutant/ half alien so his anatomy might be very different from our terrestrial standards.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shooshoomanjoe View Post
    I finally got around to reading my copy of X-Men Legends #1-2 and I can't figure out if Adam X was joking about a comment he made. He said something along the lines of "my brain is in my ass cheek". I don't recall Adam X being sarcastic so was he joking about where his brain is located or was he being serious?
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    'Why?' Just to see the disappointment on your corn-fed, gee-whiz face, Superman. And because a great dark voice on the edge of nothing spoke to me and said you all had to die. There is no 'Why?'

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    Clearly his brain is his dick and he's a tucker.

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    The secret primordial empire of mutants from Maruders that predates intelligent life on earth.

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    Adam Neramani is apparently D'Ken's son. So unless D'Ken's anatomy was weirder than we know... it was a dumb joke.

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    Do we get 3 guesses?


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    "WHAT DOES ADAM X HAVE IN HIS ASS?"

    I really don't know.....and I don't wanna know! LM"A"O!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nyssane View Post
    Clearly his brain is his dick and he's a tucker.
    Quote Originally Posted by The General, JLA #38
    'Why?' Just to see the disappointment on your corn-fed, gee-whiz face, Superman. And because a great dark voice on the edge of nothing spoke to me and said you all had to die. There is no 'Why?'

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    His comment was most likely made as a joke. It's possible that he has a weird mutation that gives him a brain in his cheeks. But I doubt that's the case, since his butt looks fairly flat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rift View Post
    His comment was most likely made as a joke. It's possible that he has a weird mutation that gives him a brain in his cheeks. But I doubt that's the case, since his butt looks fairly flat.
    He's definitely never gonna be in the running for 'thiccest Summers brother' that's for sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rift View Post
    His comment was most likely made as a joke. It's possible that he has a weird mutation that gives him a brain in his cheeks. But I doubt that's the case, since his butt looks fairly flat.
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    He's definitely never gonna be in the running for 'thiccest Summers brother' that's for sure.
    Quote Originally Posted by The General, JLA #38
    'Why?' Just to see the disappointment on your corn-fed, gee-whiz face, Superman. And because a great dark voice on the edge of nothing spoke to me and said you all had to die. There is no 'Why?'

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    Quote Originally Posted by BobbysWorld View Post
    He's definitely never gonna be in the running for 'thiccest Summers brother' that's for sure.
    To be fair, there's not much of a competition. Cyclops wins, cheeks-down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rift View Post
    To be fair, there's not much of a competition. Cyclops wins, cheeks-down.
    The true source of the iconic Summers brothers' rivalry. Alex and Gabe will never not resent that Scott's milkshake brings all the telepaths and mad scientists to the yard and they're like, its better than yours.

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