My Plan to Fix the Most Boring Sport on Earth.....GOLF !

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Its a nice day and your hanging with your friends. You just had some fine BBQ ribs , played some video games and bragged about the chicks (or dudes) you been kicking it with. So you decide to see what sports game is on. But then you see there is no Football , Baseball , Soccer , Basketball or even...Tennis !

The only thing on is.....

GOLF !




YES GOLF !

So your stuck having to watch this paint peeling sport. Where the announcers whisper and everything is like some serene deal from Joy of Paint by Bob Ross. So what can we do to fix this boring sport ? Well.....its why I'm here. I'm gonna make this SPORT FUN.





The 1st thing is how we need to PUMP the crowd. Its one thing we need in this sport. An exciting person to introduce each golfer to the crowd. With a loud mic as they arrive. For example we get Michael Buffer here.

"Introducing , ...a winner of 82 PGA Tours , 41 European Tours and 3 Japan tours. A member of the PGA Hall of Fame ....and considered one of the greatest Golfers in History .....this is ....TIGER WOOOOOOOOODS !"


This will pump the crowd and make them excited watching live.


Now lets discuss the live crowd. This needs fixed too. We need to have people carrying signs , air horns and more to show their approval at times. With a live hot crowd the excitement will be seen. You can have people paint their bodies , dress as golfers they like and more ! It screams fun.





Imagine instead of one of those boring guys barely talking loud we get the excited Jim Ross. Say Tiger hits a ball 400 yards , we can have J.R. scream "GOOD GAAWD ALMIGHTY , GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY that ball was just hit 400 yards !"

Jim Ross being excited at even small hits of the ball will add that exciting factor. Then we can add dancers to the side and really up some fun to Golf. So PGA ....time to call me !

[Zelena]

The thing is, and you see it on your first picture, the public is very far-away from the players: it doesn’t help to create a connection between them.

The golf is about all the suspense: will the little ball go into the hole? Change the color of the ball, make it more visible.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

The thing is, and you see it on your first picture, the public is very far-away from the players: it doesn’t help to create a connection between them.

The golf is about all the suspense: will the little ball go into the hole? Change the color of the ball, make it more visible.

Crowd needs to be closer. We need a loud ovation and more. You get an excited crowd in picture then you have the aspect of..."Ok this is fun..." if the people are that into it shown.

[babyblob]

I dont find golf boring at all. I get a thrill out of the long hits the putts that look like they are going in just to circle the cup and roll away.

I do get a kick out of your posts though

[WestPhillyPunisher]

Aren’t they already doing some of that stuff on the LIV Tour, or, as I call it, the Bonesaw Tour, because it’s brought to us by the Saudis, those charming folks who ordered journalist Jamal Khasshogi cut up like a chicken in a Perdue factory?

[achilles]

Aren’t they already doing some of that stuff on the LIV Tour, or, as I call it, the Bonesaw Tour, because it’s brought to us by the Saudis, those charming folks who ordered journalist Jamal Khasshogi cut up like a chicken in a Perdue factory?

Cutting to pieces the losers? Live,on Saudi TV? That would increase interest.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

I dont find golf boring at all. I get a thrill out of the long hits the putts that look like they are going in just to circle the cup and roll away.

I do get a kick out of your posts though

This is why we need Jim Ross screaming out.. "Go in the damn hole ! Come on !!"

[Powerboy]

I like it. The WWE was what I was thinking even before I got past the title. The golfer who is losing hitting the other golfer with a club would really liven up Golf.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Steve Austin as guest commentator during golf games would be fun.

“So Steve how much golf have you played? And why is there a big cooler of beer here ?”

“Never played it. Seemed to wimpy to me. Prefer kicking ass n raising hell. So give me a HELL YEAH if you want me to down these Steveweisers while we watch some people hit a ball around !”

[Powerboy]

Steve Austin as guest commentator during golf games would be fun.

“So Steve how much golf have you played? And why is there a big cooler of beer here ?”

“Never played it. Seemed to wimpy to me. Prefer kicking ass n raising hell. So give me a HELL YEAH if you want me to down these Steveweisers while we watch some people hit a ball around !”

The scary part is that, when I saw the name Steve Austin, my default assumption was the Six Million Dollar Man, not the wrestler.