The first issue was way more fun than I expected it to be both the art and the writing are great! Really looking forward to this one too.
is Dazzler EVER GETTIN THOSE SKATES ON?? I NEED HIGH OCTANE P***Y SLIT ROCK AND ROOOOLLL!!
Looks like it lopped it off at the elbow joint, which is still possible with an adamantium skeleton. Logan was recently cut in half by a Krakoan portal that closed down mid-teleport in a similar fashion (in an early issue of X-Force). It sliced him clean through at a joint in the spinal column it looked like.
Dazzler's "dump truck ass" is amazing. I hope no future artists forget about it. Ever.
And I still want Ali and Cable to get together. Just because I think they'd be a cool couple.
“Not as good as I once was… but I’m as good, once, as I ever was.”
Cue Shatterstar: Julio I am very uncomfortable and I don't know what to do about it.
Rictor, peeking through his fingers with morbid fascination: Dunno what to tell you, bae, I literally can't look away no matter how much I want to. There's just so much to unpack here and I don't know that its possible to do so while sober.
Shatterstar: I just don't understand why you said I couldn't parent trap my father and mother like that one movie showed how to do.
Rictor: Actually y'know what, I know what I said but I take it back, we absolutely should go get Longshot and throw him into the mix here and see what happens because like. I really want to know. We can say its for science or something. Idk. Whatever.
Shatterstar: I feel like you're not treating this seriously.
Rictor: 'Star, I promise you I am treating this exactly as seriously as it deserves to be treated.
Yeah... Cable and Ali banging might be traumatic for Shatterstar... or maybe the parental figures he always needed? Ha.
“Not as good as I once was… but I’m as good, once, as I ever was.”
so this book's genius continues to become apparent. I hope it keeps on flipping the script on the absurdity which is Marvel Comics but the comic industry in general but especiallyX-men comics. At first I was skeptical but I'm now seeing the direct humor and tropes and it truly makes this Dazzler's Deadpool book because no other character has sucjh a long history of pointing out these tropes and it's faboosh!
The only reason Wolverine is there for instance is because of an apparent mandate that Wolverine is in every book. There's always a wolverine to be in any team book beyond reason and in this case it's fulfill even the base Wolverine function of being a Gore Porn Sex Doll. This is particularly hilarious because it will finally be a Dazzler book where Wolverine serves as the comedic dumb brunette trope with silly powers who takes mad L's. Even Laura.
pretty sure Laura is gonna end up being a full amputee by the end of this.
she may just end up a literal talking head as she gets vivisected through the course of the book that the X-terminators end up tossing around cuz WOLVERINE still wants to fight. lol.
like throwing her at vampires as their vision of a fastball special I WOULD DIE. haha. its so Wolverine!