This reminds me of all those times I'd be reading comics and characters would say things like "It's a good thing my skintight spandex is actually made of chainmail". Or armored. Or provides protection against artic temperature or whatever.
I'm also fond of "This symbol or bright part of my uniform is armored, so everybody always aims there instead of my head."
I didn't think anybody ever bought into those excuses, but judging by this conversation that's what some people want to hear, some kind of justification for why their silly power fantasy isn't silly and is instead 100% realistic and serious.
It's like somebody openly admiting that they hate when people like different thing than what they like.Which is why I don't care about all those "not practical", "wouldn't make sense to wear that" arguments, when it's actually "I don't like that some men, somewhere are aroused by that drawing".