My back hurts.
We start with the pages from the preview with Kraven and Deadpool's head walking through the forest of Krakoa while Kraven is hyping himself up in his monologue. Eventually, he comes across one of the hatcheries with viable body eggs. While he un-sheathes one of his knives to destroy the eggs, Wade's head bits off his own tongue.
After the title page, we cut to Sage and Omega Red who have come across the crime scene. Sage assumes it was an Eternal attacks but Red tells her that the attack was too savage for demi-gods like the Eternals. Sage scans the scene for evidence and finds Wade's tongue. She's about to ask Red what actually happened when the two of them went to beat up those Putin fanboys but she sees him feeding on the corpses of destroyed bodies to replenish himself (or however Omega Red works under Percy idgaf).
We then get three pages of Kraven killing random mutants across Krakoa including Maggot and that Guthrie kid with red wings cuz somehow all the mutants left are too scrubby to beat up Kraven. While this is happening, Deadpool's head is freed from Kraven's spear due to a stray lightning blast from Storm. The head rolls around and comes to a stop before Black Tom who's currently fused with Krakoa's soil.
Deadpool tells Tom about Kraven who tries to contact Beast however unbeknownst to the duo, Beast is already Kraven's hostage (?!?!). Kraven then forces Beast to teach how to operate the Shadow Room (?!?!?!)
Black Tom's like "Damn, I'm gonna need help" and decides to give Wade a earthen body for his head and weapons. Omega Red shows up and he and Deadpool start fighting.
Meanwhile, Wolverine is back from #25 of his book and gets a message from Beast to meet him at the Pointe (X-Force meeting place). Shockingly (/s) it's a trap by Kraven and he's trapped with him and Beast in a hunting simulation in the Shadow Room.
To be continued.
My back still hurts.
Where's Domino?