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    Quote Originally Posted by DrNewGod View Post
    Who, as suggested by the the lyrics of "The Most Wonderful Time of the Year," tells ghost stories as part of their Christmas celebrations? (Besides Dickens)
    I always just assumed it was a reference to A Christmas Carol and only A Christmas Carol.

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    hippopotamus means river horse in Greek. That makes me picture them as looking really different.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riv86672 View Post
    hippopotamus means river horse in Greek. That makes me picture them as looking really different.
    Hippos, one of the most dangerous animals in Africa, look all round and cuddly. But if you see their skulls, they are scary.

    There came a time when the Old Gods died! The Brave died with the Cunning! The Noble perished locked in battle with unleashed Evil! It was the last day for them! An ancient era was passing in fiery holocaust!

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    I think I read somewhere once that more people are killed from attacks by hippos than from sharks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirby101 View Post
    Hippos, one of the most dangerous animals in Africa, look all round and cuddly. But if you see their skulls, they are scary.

    ^^^Man, an interspecies orthodontist would make out like a bandit treating these guys!

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    Trivia fact guaranteed to not get you laid:

    James Bond and the Three Stooges share a theme song.

    There were six official Bonds and six official Stooges.
    Iíll don the mask and wear the cape
    If I am super, how can I wait?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptCleghorn View Post
    Trivia fact guaranteed to not get you laid:

    James Bond and the Three Stooges share a theme song.

    There were six official Bonds and six official Stooges.
    ^^^That is some deep cut trivia!

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    Because I need my nerd/geek points...

    The snow in Tommy Westphall's snow globe is tiny chips of the Wold Newton meteorite.
    Iíll don the mask and wear the cape
    If I am super, how can I wait?

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    How long would it take Sherlock Holmes, Hercule Poirot or Adrian Monk to deduce that Batman is Bruce Wayne?
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    Today's the last day of No Nut November. I can start eating almonds again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shooshoomanjoe View Post
    Today's the last day of No Nut November. I can start eating almonds again.
    If you're in Europe or Asia, you're then already. " 'Murica! We drag our side of the globe."
    Iíll don the mask and wear the cape
    If I am super, how can I wait?

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    I heard a dad joke today.

    “How do you organize a party in outer space? YOU PLANET!”

    I have not stopped laughing since I heard this ****.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptCleghorn View Post
    Trivia fact guaranteed to not get you laid:

    James Bond and the Three Stooges share a theme song.

    There were six official Bonds and six official Stooges.
    The jokes on you. I don't need nerd trivia to keep me from getting laid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Android 17 View Post
    I heard a dad joke today.

    “How do you organize a party in outer space? YOU PLANET!”

    I have not stopped laughing since I heard this ****.
    So bad it's good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Android 17 View Post
    I heard a dad joke today.

    “How do you organize a party in outer space? YOU PLANET!”

    I have not stopped laughing since I heard this ****.
    HA! Good one!
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