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    Invincible Jersey Ninja Tami's Avatar
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    Default The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers - Marvel vs DC Battle

    Top 5 Marvel/MCU Lawyers

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    Top 5 DC/DCU Lawyers


    1. In the courtroom

    2. In the arena, in combat.

    Who are the top 5 and which side wins?
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    This might help:

    Marvel - https://www.cbr.com/marvel-comics-mo...erful-lawyers/

    DC - https://www.cbr.com/most-powerful-lawyers-dc-comics/

    Going off the two lists, DC has a Superman-level speedbrick and a sentient black hole. Marvel has a Hulk and a self-duplicator. Once again, DC smears Marvel across toast with their Haximum Powers.

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    I take it we’re not counting the Living Tribunal as a lawyer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beadle View Post
    I take it we’re not counting the Living Tribunal as a lawyer?
    He's more of judge than a lawyer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul # 7 View Post
    He's more of judge than a lawyer.
    Yeah, but judges tend to start out as lawyers.

    Although I’m not 100% clear on the legal career-path of multiversal cosmics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beadle View Post
    Yeah, but judges tend to start out as lawyers.

    Although I’m not 100% clear on the legal career-path of multiversal cosmics.
    I'm pretty sure that you need a masters in omniversal polysci then you spend three years in omniversal law school before passing your cosmic bar. Which is conveniently administered right next to an ACTUAL cosmic bar, where you can unwind with a pangalactic gargleblaster to de-stress.
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    On the cosmic note; how would Spectre be rated? Lawyer, Judge, both?

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