Cocaine Bear

[Styles]

Coked-out bear

[WestPhillyPunisher]

I have just GOT to watch this movie!

[Frobisher]

I apologise on behalf of all of Generation X if this turns out to be a fake-movie-poster grade joke stretched out too thin over feature length.

[thwhtGuardian]

I apologise on behalf of all of Generation X if this turns out to be a fake-movie-poster grade joke stretched out too thin over feature length.

It kind of has to be, it's basically a movie based on an internet meme.

[j9ac9k]

So how is a bear on cocaine really any different than any other bear that's attacking you?

Call me when they finally make "Meth Elephant."

[thwhtGuardian]

So how is a bear on cocaine really any different than any other bear that's attacking you?

Call me when they finally make "Meth Elephant."

Pablo Escobear has more internet meme cred than most bears could ever dream of.

This is the next Snakes on a Plane.

[Wildling]

Between this movie, Violent Night out now, the upcoming M3gan (and whatever else from Blumhouse that strikes my fancy, not every movie from them has worked as well for me but I think they're reliable), housing Jordan Peele movies, and maybe at least challenging to become the new kings of western animation through Illumination (the Super Mario movie looks to me like it will wipe its ass with the top box office from previous videogame movies maybe as early as weekend 2), Universal might be becoming along with Paramount a contender for my top 2 favorite major studios. Warner can still offer stuff to compete but Disney is really starting to sour on me out of the top 3.

[Phoenixx9]

So how is a bear on cocaine really any different than any other bear that's attacking you?

Call me when they finally make "Meth Elephant."

Yes, and also "Heroin Hippo".

[Wildling]

Maybe luck drugs are the new Cujo rabies phenomenon.

In defense of bear attack movies, Grizzly from way back in the day was a huge hit to the point it got a sequel.

The Revenant starring Leonardo DiCaprio prominently featured a bear attack scene.

Backcountry was about a brutal bear attack on a camping couple.

And I'm partial to The Edge, which featured Anthony Hopkins and Alec Baldwin escaping from a bear in the wilderness.

This movie could kick ass.

[Bunch of Coconuts]

It's too bad MCU movies drown out quality films like this.

[batnbreakfast]

More like based on a comic book by Frank Miller

[damiendada]

A movie about a bear high off cocaine that's also Ray Liotta's last ever film appearance...


_^TweakBox

[Frobisher]

A movie about a bear high off cocaine that's also Ray Liotta's last ever film appearance...

Hey at least he went out on a high!
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[j9ac9k]

Is this actually a low-key spin-off of "New Mutants?" (Demon Bear on coke - now that's interesting...)

[WestPhillyPunisher]

Hey at least he went out on a high!
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I see what you did there!