Went looking for his thread instead of talking about him in other characters' threads, and realized he hasn't had one for a couple of years and that's no good. If he ever found out, he'd definitely fire his poor publicist and probably sue someone. There's no point in putting in all that effort just to look good if nobody's going to ooh and ahh appropriately!
So anyway, here. A thread. For Roberto. The center of every room he's ever walked into, if you ask him. (And even if you didn't. He'll be happy to mention it anyway.)