After a long , hard fought battle that featured the most important issues in today's time , Hershel Walker declared victory on Tuesday night. His victory was long and hard fought. For he had battled a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. Or someone who used the name of Raphael ....no idea if he likes pizza or not.
It wasn't just dudes who were Ninja Turtles that the great Hershel Walker battled. No ...during this election cycle Hershel brought up an issue we all didn't realize that was there. One that we now have to sit and wonder just how exactly we didn't think about this til now. But the issue was ... Vampires vs Werewolves.
Its an issue we all were shocked we had ignored. I mean hadn't Underworld already covered the great Vampire vs Werewolf War ? How could we as a country handle this situation ? Only the great Hershel Walker dared to speak up on this. On days he wasn't discussing the effects of Climate Change. With his great take of :
"Since we don't control the air, our good air decided to float over to China's bad air, so when China gets our good air, their bad air got to move," Walker said. "So it moves over to our good air space. Then, now, we got we to clean that back up."
Its clear Hershel Walker is playing 4D chess against a Ninja Turtle and once he won the Governor seat for the great State of Atlanta as he claimed , it was over ! The man has taken office and now will be moving to Washington State to take his seat discussing the battle ahead of Vampires vs Werewolves !
But folks we have to remember that Hershel deserves our respect. The guy scored 82 TD's and had like 19,000+ yards from scrimmage in the NFL. Guy was a beast in the NFL. Now he's taking that talent from NFL to go do battle with Vampires and Werewolves.