In their defense, being as cool as a black hole is difficult .
Hah lol.
Reminds me, in Ultimate universe, Spidey started to consider Gwen like a sister, and eventually he dated her, so this "date your sister" angle isn't unique to 616 .
They don't really wanna replicated it, since they see Spidey being married at all to be a mistake lol.
At best they kinda want more relationships to be like Carlie, someone who's around for a bit then breaks up with Spidey.
And everyone talking like they just work up and are hard of hearing lol.
Y'know, the last line in particular reminds me of Ewing's Defenders:
(Defenders#3 vol 6)
"We all evolve learn grow. Until next time."