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X-Men vote closing today as creators make their picks
X-Men Vote: AL EWING VOTES FRENZY
“As S.W.O.R.D.’s resident ambassador, Joanna Cargill embodies Roosevelt’s philosophy: speak softly and don’t bother carrying anything because you can bench-press ten tons and you’re almost completely indestructible. A vote for Frenzy is a vote for diplomacy.”
X-Men Vote: ALYSSA WONG VOTES JUBILEE
“Is your life (and X-Men roster) missing a certain spark? Don’t get fireworked up about it, just head to the polls and vote for Jubilee! Free chili fries included with every vote!”
X-Men Vote: SI SPURRIER VOTES JUGGERNAUT
“Despite everything his sketchy stepbrother has thrown at him, Juggernaut remains a simply irresistible kind of guy. While everyone else is punching, kicking, and blasting their way at problems, Cain Marko is using his head. Hard. Vote for a candidate with the courage of his (many) convictions and a (literal) inability to make embarrassing U-turns.”
X-Men Vote: KIERON GILLEN VOTES PRODIGY
“It’s a little known fact that the X-Men are spectacularly bad at pub quizzes. Even the Defenders beat them. The Defenders! Let us bring this era of shame to an end. A vote for Prodigy on the X-Men is a vote for the X-Men not flunking music trivia rounds ever again.”
X-Men Vote: STEVE ORLANDO VOTES DAZZLER
“Dazzler is just the high-intensity candidate the X-Men need! For years, fans have screamed her name! Who better than the hero and chart-topping recording artist that’s reinvented herself time and time again to help Krakoa’s premiere team of heroes adapt to meet tomorrow’s challenges…today? Vote Dazzler! Turn all that noise into power!”
X-Men Vote: GERRY DUGGAN VOTES CANNONBALL
“Want your favorite Super Heroes to have velocity and charm? Then lock, load, and vote Sam Guthrie, your Cannonball, onto the next roster of X-Men.”