Doctor Doom has had a terrible day. He's had to take out three rogue Doombots, had his breakfast cereal taken off the shelves after that damnable Richards announced that mankind "wasn't ready" for it, and inexplicably discovered squirrel poop in his spare mask. Then he sat down, turned on the TV, and discovered that he was being made fun of by a cable talk show, and snapped.
Earth didn't *deserve* to be taken over and ruled by a benevolent dictator, he decided. As the American peasants would put it; Earth could "suck it." Doom was going to find a better, alternate Earth to take over, and as a little goodbye present, Doom was going to make sure mainstream Marvel Earth was *destroyed.*
Here are the terms:
- Even as a scenario, Doom is bloodlusted. He ain't stopping because someone he cares about lives here.
- There are no convenient cosmic beings on Earth for him to powerjack.
- In his fury, Doom feels no need to posture, gloat, or otherwise warn anyone about what he's doing - if he can destroy the Earth without alerting anyone, he will do so.
- "Destroying the Earth" can consist of anything from merely causing an extinction event that wipes out humanity past the point of recovering the species, all the way to completely disintegrating the planet, blowing up the Sun, or whatever.
- Doom has as much prep time as needed, but wants to get this over with - he's taking the fastest route he can.
How quickly can Doom destroy the Earth?