Favourite Joker quotes?

[AnthonyO'Brien]

If I wasn't already I'd be going crazy by now.. impulse #50

And you?

[K7P5V]

Definitely, my choice would be...

The Joker's Boners

[AnthonyO'Brien]

What is it they say? One day you're on top, the next you're a clown. Well, let me tell you, there are worse things to be.

[Multiverse]

You're right Harley, fish are disgusting. Maybe I should try my product on cattle; JOKER BURGERS!!! HA, TALK ABOUT A HAPPY MEAL!!!

The Laughing Fish, BTAS

[AnthonyO'Brien]

Well, it's late and I'd better be getting home. I can't wait to see whose home it'll be! BWaa hahhaahaaa!
Batman adv. annual

[K7P5V]

Definitely, my next choice would be...

BTAS: Mad Love

[AnthonyO'Brien]

But all too soon, the shocks and the serums took their toll, and the boy began to share such secrets with me. Secrets that are mine alone to know... Bruce. It's true, Batsy! I know everything. And kinda like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit, it's sadly anti-climactic. Behind all the sturm and bat-o-rangs, you're just a little boy in a play suit, crying for Mommy and Daddy! It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic.

[pause]

The Joker: Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway. HA HA HA HA HA HAA!

[Batman Begins 2005]

But all too soon, the shocks and the serums took their toll, and the boy began to share such secrets with me. Secrets that are mine alone to know... Bruce. It's true, Batsy! I know everything. And kinda like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit, it's sadly anti-climactic. Behind all the sturm and bat-o-rangs, you're just a little boy in a play suit, crying for Mommy and Daddy! It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic.

[pause]

The Joker: Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway. HA HA HA HA HA HAA!

Still gives me chills, the uncensored version.

[Batman Begins 2005]

"Let me ask you something: What does it matter if you send me back to the Asylum if it doesn't matter to me? I've proven my point. Gordon's been driven mad. I've demonstrated there's no difference between me and everyone else. All it takes is one bad day. That's how far the world is from where I am, just one bad day. You had a bad day once, am I right? Oh, I know I am. I can tell. You had a bad day, and everything changed." The Killing Joke.

“See, there were two guys locked in a lunatic asylum and one night... one night, they decided they didn't like that anymore. They decided to escape. So, they made it up to the roof and there, just across this narrow gap, they see rooftops stretching across town, stretching to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across, no problem. But his friend, oh ho, no way, he's afraid of falling. So, the first guy, he has an idea. He says, "Hey! I got this flashlight with me. I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings and you can walk across the beam and join me." But the second guy says, "What do you think I am, crazy? You'll just turn it off when I'm halfway across!" The Killing Joke.

"Madness as you know is like gravity. All it takes is a little push." The Dark Knight.

"Why so serious?" The Dark Knight.

[K7P5V]

Joker draws the line when it comes to Nazis

[Restingvoice]

I always envisioned my winning as a result of cunning - At the end of a bitter struggle between Batman and myself... him using his detective skills and me employing the divine gift men call madness!
- Five Ways of Joker's Revenge by O'Neil/Adams

That has been my definitive Joker characterization

[K7P5V]

Frank Miller DKR

[Mr. White]

"Remember...you.........are my number one...guy."

[K7P5V]

Alan Davis JLA: Another Nail

[Godzilla2099]

"Tell Me Kid, Have You Ever Danced With The Devil By The Pale Moonlight..."

That scene still gives me chills as an adult as it first did when I saw it as a kid at the theater.