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* Why does Spider-Man need wifi? To upload things to the web
* What happens with She-Hulk when a rival lawyer wins a case? She gets green with envy
* Why didn't Daredevil prevent the Hand from recruiting Punisher? Because he couldn't see it coming.
* What does Wolverine say after watching a film? That he wants to see the director's cut
* Why do kids behave well in the X-Men? Because Cyclops has an eye on them
* Why the newspaper talks about the Human Torch's most recent adventure? Because it's hot news
* Why is Hawkeye a good leader? It's easy to follow him: you just have to follow the arrows.
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Thread: Share your bad jokes!!
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03-23-2023, 11:57 AM #1Ultimate member
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Share your bad jokes!!
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03-24-2023, 12:04 PM #2Mighty Member
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Whatever happened to The Purple Man? The Purple People Eater ate him!
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03-24-2023, 06:12 PM #3insulin4all
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No surprise. The Purple People Eater could also fly.
Originally Posted by williamtheday
I’ll don the mask and wear the cape
If I am super, how can I wait?
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03-25-2023, 02:56 PM #4Mighty Member
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Late St. Paddy's Day jokes:
1. Why shouldn't you iron a 4 leaf clover? - You don't want to press your luck.
2. Why did I get rid of my former roommate, the leprechaun? - Because he was always coming up short on the rent.
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