And Joe! Goddamn!
And the Bar still wins.
Nia Jax being Enzo's enforcer would be pure gold.
Jim Cornette from a year or two ago discussed Brock Lesnar in OVW.
- Jim describes that Brock Lesnar was a genetic freak who had talent. But no love of the business. That Lesnar just does the business for love of money and he'd rather be shooting animals on his farm. That he hates travel and only did things for a pay day.
- Anyhow in OVW , Lesnar had a habit of picking on people below him in the pecking order. He'd pick on wrestlers , Referees , etc. Cornette would tell him to cut it out and stop doing it. But Brock had a huge money deal from WWE and was seen as a star. Cornette was forced to try and use him best he could. Because he was learning essentially and paired him with Shelton Benjiman who loved the business and made way less than Lesnar. But had more talent and could do matches. Shelton would make the hot tag to Brock to clear things.
- Anyhow Cornette's wife Stacy was working in a tag team match as a valet and she would take bumps. And Cornette brings up that she had some piercings done ...down there. So she tells Brock before the match backstage , when ya pick me up to slam me , watch my private area. Brock however being a pure meat head as Jim claims told her he was gonna clamp hard on it. She again told him , look just watch how ya slam me. So during the match he picks her up in the spot and clamps down and makes her scream in pain after the drop.
- Brock thinks its funny as she is ready to try and kill him backstage , telling him what a piece of crap he is. They are both cutting promos on each other backstage as Jim hears this and walks up and learns whats happened. As he's dating Stacy and just tells Lesnar what a piece of crap he is and how your supposed to protect someone in the business. Jim then says , I'd go get a f'n gun and shoot your ass ! And you best be happy your not in some other locker room in some indie or they would.
Jim even admits no way would someone fight Lesnar since he's a huge genetic freak of nature . That someone would more than likely shoot him than fight him straight up if it was a normal deal. Since he's fought in UFC and all after this. So that was the only thing he could see happening.
- Brock complains to Danny Davis over it all and how Cornette claims he'd likely shoot him if he had to. Which Davis is like , can you blame him for what you did ? Later Brock did apologize and Stacy did as well for saying what she did to Brock. Both seemed to walk away after it ok.
- Cornette brings up that Lesnar quit OVW 6 months early , went to Minnesota claiming his then girlfriend was pregnant and would later get the WWE call up. Where he'd make a lot of money , walk away because he hates travel. Then try the NFL and UFC . That he makes a lot of money and has talent. But he was trying to push Brock to make him use that talent fully since he was being paid way more than anyone there in OVW .
But he jokes many backstage would call him Block Lesnar since he was a blockhead at times with how he'd act.
"The story so far: As usual, Ginger and I are engaged in our quest to find out what the hell is going on and save humanity from my nemesis, some bastard who is presumably responsible." - Sir Digby Chicken Caesar.
“ Well hell just froze over. Because CM Punk is back in the WWE.” - Jcogginsa.
“You can take the boy outta the mom’s basement, but you can’t take the mom’s basement outta the boy!” - LA Knight.
"Revel in What You Are." Bray Wyatt.
Lesnar is one of WWEs biggest attractions
Cornette yells at people on the internet
"The story so far: As usual, Ginger and I are engaged in our quest to find out what the hell is going on and save humanity from my nemesis, some bastard who is presumably responsible." - Sir Digby Chicken Caesar.
“ Well hell just froze over. Because CM Punk is back in the WWE.” - Jcogginsa.
“You can take the boy outta the mom’s basement, but you can’t take the mom’s basement outta the boy!” - LA Knight.
"Revel in What You Are." Bray Wyatt.
and? he's not saying anything people weren't already aware of
its even part of Heymans promos, was when Brock first started
Where are they going with this DB vs. Shane storyline? Shane is kinda the heel but aligned with the faces.
The Riott Squad's promo was awful. Just let them beat people up or let Ruby do all the talking.