A Boring Coronation

[SUPERECWFAN1]

So I came back from work on Saturday morning. Turning on my TV to see all the news channels covering the big story. A boring guy being handed a job and title in a boring ceremony. At so many minutes I realized watching paint dry was better than this and I can see the royals children wanted out of there too.




So what is the solution for all this...boring ? Its simple ...my Coronation would have blew this into the DUST.


Lets start off with the opening ceremony. People are brought in by a sweet John Williams "Star Wars" score. Picture RETURN OF THE JEDI in a way. In fact my Coronation happened on May 4th to chime in with the whole May the 4th be With You deal. So of course the crowning of the celebration is a whole Jedi Knights deal.





Now of course we could sit around and listen to a speech about certain things. But lets be honest , that is boring. Some old folks saying how were the rulers of the Kingdom etc. This whole deal needs EXCITEMENT. Its why I decide that we need this....




"He is Richard the IV , a man born in 1980 something in the hills of WV. He has been a clown , major Kansas City Chiefs fan , major sexual stallion. There can be only one....KING."

I'll have a mock sword fight like Highlander and act like I'm taking part in a battle like the Quickening. I'll pay for some lightening effects to pop the crowd like I have won a battle for it.

Then as the ceremony ends , Brian May will come down and lead us all out with a great guitar solo. Thus ends my grand coronation and I am crowned KING.

[SquirrelMan]

Needs more Drag Queens.

[Attila Kiss]

I thought the preceding day's event when someone mowed a huge phallic likeness into King Charles’ lawn was pretty exciting.
Of course, I was mostly excited because I think I solved the jeopardy puzzle:
Who is Charles Dickens?