RAOH replaces Leonardo Dicaprio in Titanic

**Kuro** · 09-06-2014, 03:01 PM

Using the secrets of the 2000 year old Hokuto Shinken, Raoh pressure points himself back to the early 1900's in order to conquer the past, after conquering the future and leaving Ken to clean up the mess. He meets a young artist named Jack Dawson, whom he promptly pressure points to oblivion and takes the mysterious ticket to a land called America. He boards the ship named Titanic, planning his continued hegemony. While on board, he meets a young girl named Rose...

What happens to the Titanic? Will Rose ever find true love? Who can survive the power of Raoh's black hole frown?

**T51R** · 09-06-2014, 11:12 PM

The sinking of the Titanic is revealed as a conspiracy theory, and the real files are concealed beneath the White House. Because the REAL records show that...

- The Titanic never sank; instead, Raoh enlisted everyone on the Titanic into his army, and turned the ship into his own floating castle.
- The ship actually made it to America, because Raoh sank the iceberg with one punch, and wiped the memories of everyone who say the Titanic come into the docks.
- America was conquered in less than 3 days, after Raoh pressure-pointed 3/4 of the population into subservience and installed one of his Generals as the President, who won by overwhelming vote.
- There was never really a Cold War or Cuban Missile Crisis; these "conflicts" were caused by Raoh taking a holiday, and the rest of the world getting worried about it.
- The Vietnam War was actually Raoh having a sparring session against two armies at once.
- Every nuclear "test" recorded was actually Raoh trying a new technique.

And..

- Raoh actually rules the world as we know it, and the annual "Bilderberg meeting" is only a cover story for his generals to come and give their reports to him.
- All prophecies talk about a coming "great war." The secret is that the endings have been changed so that the world doesn't know that on a particular day, Ken-Oh shall make his rule known.
- There really is a "secret space program." This is Ken-Oh's plan to spread his hegemony, and Hokuto Shin Ken, to the rest of the galaxy...