So personally I find that the quality of the comics recently has been somewhere between "dumpster fire" and "complete disaster" and after foolishly giving them a year to explain themselves have dropped the comic. But I came back when they changed writers last time, which was "almost four years" prior to this current run. Recently people have insisted to me that "almost four years" is a life changing amount of time. And while I can't say anything that dramatic, I did get used to reading new Spider-Man adventures every fortnight or more. And honestly, if the last two months have taught me anything it's that pure negativity is bad for you. So what is to be done? Well there's always Video Games! And with the upcoming Spider-Man 2 from Insomniac coming this fall, rather than just continuing to post in the announcement thread, I figured the board could use a general Video Games thread to talk about the various games that have been released starring our favorite Wall Crawler.
For me, as I am wont to do, I started by taking a look at the games from teh beginning. Despite my long standing love for both Spider-Man and Video games I really haven't played many of these before. A combination of a small budget and a licensed titles generally poor quality, I only had one Spider-Man game before 2000. I picked up a few after that point (and when I started reading the comic I started getting more), but my backlog is such I haven't even delved into a lot of the ones I've owned for years (Shattered Dimensions.....<_<). So screw it, might as well just run it back from the beginning. I suspect I will skip some of these, but I'll be chronicling my run through nearly every Spider-Man game from the first to the last. These old 2D licensed games are pretty short, so my first report is going to have a lot to cover.
Spider-Man
Platform: Atari 2600
Released: 1982
Rating: 4/10
Notables: First Game. First Appearance of Spider-Man. First appearance of Green Goblin
Thoughts: Based on what I can find this is the first licensed super hero game ever released, and for an Atari game it's actually not that bad. You climb up a building by using the one button to shoot out a web which Spidey will then climb. Using the joystick you can angle the shot 45 degrees and then swingto readjust your horizontal placement, but Spidey doesnt' move at all if not on a web. BAd guys will come out of windows and near the top there are bombs. your web can't cross these obstacles, but if you have spider-man cross them you get points and more web fluid. If you miss your shot Spider-Man will fall, though you can shoot a new web to try and catch yourself as long as you still have web fluid. If you hit the ground you lose a life, lose all three lives and it's game over. The goal of each level is to make it past the Green Goblin (who is flying back and forth along the top) and cross over his big bomb at the top of the building. Do this andyou get a new harder building, and that's...pretty much it. As an arcade style game this is fine. It's not amazing, but it's simple enough and accomplishes the limited goals it sets out for itself. You could do a lot worse.
Questprobe featuring Spider-Man
Platform: Atari ST, C64, various other home computers of the early 80s.
Released: 1984
Rating: 3/10
Notables: First appearance of Madame Web, Doc Ock, Electro, Hydro Man, Sandman, The Lizard, Ringmaster (some versions ) and Mysterio
Thoughts: This is an old school text adventure. There's a command prompt, you tell Spider-Man what to do, he does it. He can climb on the ceiling and walls, punch bad guys (mostly useless), and eventually shoot webs (if you find the chemicals necessary and make them). Death is common but just sends you to Limbo and you can just leave. The goal is to find a bunch of Biogems and give them to Madame Web. Various Spider-Man villains are strewn throughout the building, but they act as puzzles and don't independently act. The problem is...I hate old school text adventures. So i didn't enjoy this. I tried playing it for a while and then i just watched a long play, which is the same thing given there's no action. I think my problem with this style of game is that I think of creative solutions to the problems and then when they aren't honored by the game's logic I cant' think of other solutions cause I'm mad what should have worked didn't. It's a me problem. All the same, I have no doubt that had i had this as a small child I would have poured hours into solving it. But now....no thanks.
The Amazing Spider-Man and Captain America in Doctor Doom's Revenge
Platform: MS-DOS, others
Released: 1989
Rating: N/A
Notables: First appearance of Boomerang and Hobgoblin, kinda Mysterio
Thoughts: I tried to play this but I couldn't get it to run on my computer, unfortunately, so again, another longplay. The two heroes each have their own stagtes which you'll play through in a predetermined order. There are two types of stages. Stages where you fight a bad guy, and stages wher eyou dodge obstacles thrown at you. The controls look stiff and the fighting looks bad. Spidey and Cap are the exact same, Cap throws his shield for Spider-Man's webs. But it's the best looking game so far easily, and will be until we get to the Arcade game. In between levels there are even cool comic panel cutscenes to progress the story forward. There's also a ton of villain in here, the ones I don't recognize I assume are Cap's. Machete, Rhino, Zaran, Batroc, Eduardo Lobo, Boomerang, Rattan, Electro, hobgoblin, Grey Gargoyle, Hulk but really Mysterio, Oddball, Dr. Doom. Whew. Shame it seems to control poorly.
The Amazing spider-Man
Platform: Amiga, others
Released: 1990
Rating: N/A
Notable: First appearance of Mary Jane (maybe, depends on when in the year this came out)
Thoughts: This is another one that, if I was a kid, I would have loed this thing, even if I would have preferred more punching. Alas, I don't have the patience these days and emulating old computers is too much of a hassle. So another longplay here. This one has a pretty simple plot. MJ is relaxing at home watching a movie, Mysterio kicks the door in and kidnaps her (how he found out who Spider-Man is is anyone's guess). When Peter arrives home ther's a business card for a movie studio and nothing else. This is essentially a puzzle adventure game. You move Spider-Man around the rooms attempting to figure out how to get through the next room by hitting switches, mostly. Honestly it doesn't look like that much fun and you only fight things like rats and mummies through the course of the main game. Mysterio is in the last room trying to crush Mary Jane between some walls, but you just hit a switch and he'll falll to his defeat. Is this the best spider-Man game thus far? Probably. But that's not saying much. And that's all I have to say about that.
The Amazing Spider-Man
Platform: Game Boy
Released: 1990
Rating: 5/10
Notable: First appearance of Mary Jane (maybe, depends on which came out first), Scorpion, Rhino, and Venom
Thoughts: This has cutscenes, and opens up with Mysterio calling Peter and taunting him that MJ has been kidnapped again. Between every level you'll get Peter and the upcoming villain and it's probably the best most Spider-Man part of this. This is what I would call a standard action platformer. Move right, punch bad guys, jump over obstacles. Spidey has webs you can shoot at the bad guy or use to swing. In late levels you need to swing over some large gaps to make it, but in the earlier ones you can use them to essentially skip the level, though that isn't recommended. Enemies drop items that you have to catch before they hit the ground. The most important being extra web fluid. You can also find burgers throughout the levels to heal, so that's nice. Mysterio, Hobgoblin, Scorpion, Rhino, Dr Ock, and Venom, the one who actually kidnapped MJ, round out the roster. Venom is also the hardest boss (Doc Ock is almost impossible without a specific strategy but easy if slow with it), while Rhino is the easiest. This is....actually pretty good? It's pretty standard, but you have the characters, the boss fights are fun, and it even has a couple of levels where you climb up the side of buildings. You can kinda tell this was made by Rare of Battletoads and Donkey Kong Country fame. Unfortunately, it's let down a bit by its sadism and controls. The controls aren't terrible, but the web swing isn't consistent, which is a problem since some times if it doesn't come out you just fall to your death. And while the first half of the game is tough but pretty fair, the back half is just brutal with an unending swarm of evil birds and oddly perched guys with guns. You have three lives and three continues to beat the whole game which....is just not a lot. I got through with plenty of Save State abuse, but I don't feel bad. They were trying to cheat me, lol.