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Peter gives no f's about the break up and oh the suspense
https://www.cbr.com/exclusive-spider...am-up-preview/
Peter gives no f's about the break up and oh the suspense
He's really going forward with the lawyer as the new (temporary) love interest after the way he wrote off MJ and Felicia. Carlie Cooper 2.0 is here.
(This run is way too terrible for Gleason's art.)
Why should Peter care about the breakup with Felicia when it’s obvious Norman has his whole heart? I mean, that’s plainly a “hey u up?” conversation, all that’s missing is Pete asking if Norman wants to Netflix and chill. I hope Michelle 2.0 isn’t getting her hopes up.
Gods this run is utterly hopeless, but it’s amusing to see just how low it will go because every time I think it’s hit rock bottom, Wells punches further through the Earth’s crust.
Art is great, what a waste of Gleason’s talents.
Last edited by TinkerSpider; 08-17-2023 at 11:17 AM.
“I always figured if I were a superhero, there’s no way on God's earth that I'm gonna pal around with some teenager."
— Stan Lee
"The Enigma Force is not a tool to be manipulated by mortals. The Enigma Force comes to those it deems worthy. What temerity, what arrogance, makes you think you are worthy? Have you not all made mistakes? Unforgiveable ones?" - Captain Universe
"Call me an Avenging Angel, Baron, come to safeguard Earth...call me CAPTAIN UNIVERSE!" - Ray Coffin
"You're my heart, Mary Jane Watson...you're my jackpot." - Peter Parker
“I always figured if I were a superhero, there’s no way on God's earth that I'm gonna pal around with some teenager."
— Stan Lee
Sounds like Felicia had eyes on the lawyer too.
Wasn't Michelle Gonzalez a lawyer? Are we sure Wells isn't bringing her back into the book?
Wouldn’t Peter recognize her if she were Michelle Gonzalez?
This run is such a copy pasta of BND, they’re not even attempting to hide it. They resurrected Jackpot, now they’re resurrected Michel(l)e who is a no-fun lawyer, and Wells used Mark Waid’s “Platonic” story in ASM 583 almost beat for beat in ASM 31, swapping out Betty’s birthday party for Randy’s bachelor party. One could argue that Norman is talking the place of Harry as Pete’s bestie. There’s even a female goblin, only instead of being Harry’s fiancée who found journals and absorbed Goblin chemicals, this one just got the “sins” injected straight into her. But as others pointed out, BND had its merits. This is just thin, not very well thought out copy pasta.
(Also, just realized Wells killed off a seven-year-old child named Stephanie in Carnage USA….)
It would be funny if it weren’t so sad.
Last edited by TinkerSpider; 08-17-2023 at 11:58 AM.
“I always figured if I were a superhero, there’s no way on God's earth that I'm gonna pal around with some teenager."
— Stan Lee