Dazzler and jumbo
Jumbo: what in dear gods did you do to your dress
Dazzler: well....
Flashbacks to her at a ward show
Dazzler is there alone. Boom boom was her pluss one but she's drunk, without pants, and partying with the morlocks.
Dazzler wins more culturally important album.
Dazzler: I'm thankfully for the award and I like to start by thanking my producer
She's shot by thr x-cutioner.
X-cutioner is attacking because mutants appropating his music culture. He takes a hostage.
Dazzler: let's have a round of applause
X-cutioner stop applauding the death of out culture
She fires lasers at him and bests him with a trophies.
Dazzler: thanks for the award, i thought my career was over when they found out I was a mutant, but as long your cheering the light of mutant will never go out.
Dazzler might be alive in the current story because she's sometimes immortal except for when she isn't
Next issue juggernaut and the galler.