That's the funniest description of Batman ever! I actually laughed out loud.
I like the throwback style "Gotham" does including the actors, I suppose if one wants serious they can watch something like "Arrow" since I don't know much from Marvel that offers it
Tony Stark chews up scenery like Fish Mooney, Spider-Man babbles like Nigma. Thor? If that's acting but I think Cat Girl is less wooden.
Michael Keaton is 5' 10" so far the shortest of the Batmen but people still like him. They could one day have a more armored look, with some weaponry I think David will be fine when the time comes.