I am hereby, semi-facetiously, forming the Committee Advancing The Cheetah Among Villains Everywhere ... also known as the CATCAVE (yes, it took a while sitting here at work to come up with that acronym).
What is the CATCAVE all about, you may ask? To which I may reply Really? You didn't bother to read the the above statement?
OK, seriously, what is this CATCAVE all about? Well, we adhere to 8 particular goals regarding the Cheetah.
The First Goal of the CATCAVE is ... "You Do Not Talk About Fight Clu-" (ahem) ... "The Cheetah alone is Wonder Woman's Arch-Enemy."
The Second Goal of the CATCAVE is ... "The Cheetah ALONE is Wonder Woman's Arch-Enemy!"
The Third Goal of the CATCAVE is ... "If Wonder Woman is the Greatest Female Super-Hero Ever, then The Cheetah is the Greatest Female Super-Villain Ever."
The Fourth Goal of the CATCAVE is ... "Since only there is only one Wonder Woman, there is only one Cheetah."
The Fifth Goal of the CATCAVE is ... "Whatever the scope of Wonder Woman's heroic role is (global/etc) in nature, thus the scope of The Cheetah's villainous objectives are likewise (global/etc) in nature."
The Sixth Goal of the CATCAVE is ... "If Wonder Woman is one third of the Heroic Trinity at DC alongside Superman and Batman, then The Cheetah is one third of the Villainous Trinity at DC alongside Lex Luthor and The Joker."
The Seventh Goal of the CATCAVE is ... "The Cheetah is always her own boss and never the hench or underling of another character or entity."
The Eighth Goal of the CATCAVE is ... "The Cheetah always represents the polar opposite of whatever Wonder Woman stands for."
That's all I got for a starting point so far. There's a long way to go to bring her to her proper place in the DCU.
Want to join?
Long Live The Cheetah!