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    Extraordinary Member MichaelC's Avatar
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    Default Near Dark vs Aliens

    The vampires from "Near Dark" are fed a big meal, then teleported into the roles of the main soldiers from "Aliens". The vampires are informed by the plot gods that if they survive and protect Ripley and Newt, they will be teleported back to their own earth and time.

    How well do the vampires manage?

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    I don't remember the Near Dark vamps being that impressive

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    Quote Originally Posted by choptop View Post
    I don't remember the Near Dark vamps being that impressive
    They display complete indifference to guns. Severen is rammed by an 18 wheeler, sustains only superficial damage which he literally laughs at, and starts ripping chunks out of the engine. They only die to sunlight or massive explosions.

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    Biting an Alien on the neck would probably be mistake. Get acid indigestion. LOL

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